Browse: Home / gisele bundchen
By admin on February 10, 2013
Friday, February 8th 2013
Afternoon Crumbs
Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated: Swim Edition’s cover girl for the second year in a row. That cover is awkward as shit, but Kate Upton probably froze her ass lips off and suffered from frost bite of the nipples while making it so she deserves it. Oh, and chichiiiiiiiiiiiiiis – ONTD
Jennifer Lawrence is giving us the new money Carmen Sandiego - Lainey Gossip
Dubya is a regular Bob Ross - Towleroad
What Hermione Granger really meant to say is, “Let a young ho, be a young ho” – Celebitchy
If the ground feels kind of cold today, that’s because hell froze over after Kelly Brook wore outside – Hollywood Tuna
My guess is that the Justice League script was put in the shredder because there wasn’t an airborne 69 scene between Superman and Batman – The Superficial
David Beckham’s rumored side piece is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
I want to serve scones and tea on #28’s extra large nipple plate – The Berry
John Mayer tells us something we already knew – ICYDK
The Spring Breakers posters look like fliers for a Florida beach rave in the late 80s – Popoholic
Bruce Willis knows that the title of his movie sounds more like the title for a Dr. Kevorkian
…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged christine applegate, gisele bundchen, lainey gossip
By admin on February 7, 2013
Thursday, February 7th 2013
Leonardo DiCaprio Must Be A Majority Shareholder In Victoria's Secret
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is supposedly sexing on his Wolf of Wall Street co-star Margot Robbie, but he was seen doing the halfway side huge with a different blonde piece in Miami the other day AND InTouch (via Wetpaint) says that he’s also got a Victoria’s Secret model on the side. Leonardo has already dated VS models Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Anne V, Erin Heatherton and now he’s supposedly getting it on with 19-year-old Barbara Palvin. VS should just go ahead and change the name of their VS Angels to Leonardo’s Hos.
A source tells InTouch that 38-year-old Leo is only casually dating (read: daytime fuck buddies) Barbara Palvin and he’s not looking to settle down with one trick anytime soon. The source also said, “Leo loves seeing lots of different girls. He can’t be alone.”
“Loves seeing lots of different girls” and “can’t be alone” is a really long-winded way of saying DUDE IS A TAYLOR SWIFT!
Before Barbara Palvin supposedly rolled around naked with George Clooney Junior, she got on Justin Bieber for a minute. Barbara denies humping the Bieb (wouldn’t you?) and I read somewhere that she’s got a boyfriend and every time she’s photographed with a famous dude the tabloids put them together. Judging by that picture of Barbara Pelvic Exam and
…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged gisele bundchen, justin bieber, leonardo dicaprio
By admin on December 7, 2012
Friday, December 7th 2012
And Gisele Bundchen Will Be Bikini Body Ready By Tomorrow
The look of confusion is covering Tom Brady’s face this morning as he stares at the brush and a bottle of Dep gel, because he has to do his own hair this morning since Gisele Bundchen is busy with more important things like taking care of her newborn baby friend. Sometime yesterday, Gisele’s second kid checked out of her womb, sashayed down the internal catwalk called her birth canal and fell into a pool of Evian. Gisele posted a picture of a new baby hand and announced on Facebook last night that she birthed out her second kid and Tom Brady’s third.
We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel. Vivian Lake was born at home on December 5. She is healthy and full of life. Thank you all for your support and well wishes. We wish you and your families many blessings .
Nos sentimos abençoados por poder experimentar o milagre do nascimento mais uma vez e somos eternamente gratos pela oportunidade de sermos pais de outro pequeno anjinho. Vivian Lake nasceu em casa, no dia 5 de dezembro. Ela é saudável e cheia de vida.
Obrigada a todos pelo suporte e boas vibrações. Desejamos a vocês e
…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged gisele bundchen, vivian lake, voc s
By admin on December 7, 2012
There are no movie stars in Brazil. When a local comedy show asked people to list the most famous Brazilians, the top three were Gisele Bundchen, Pele, and Blanka — the green ogre from Street Fighter 2 who got his powers from the bite of an Amazonian electric eel. So far in 2012, not a single Brazilian-made movie has cracked the top ten in the country’s own box office—in fact, to find a domestic hit, you have to go all the way down to the romantic comedy E Ai…Comeu?, which to date has made about half of as many reals as Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. But Brazil does have soap stars. And at the Amazonas Film Festival in Manaus, Brazil — the heart of the Amazon — soap stars, dozens and dozens of them, all handsome and cheerful and thrilled by their own fame, were the main event.
That a film festival celebrates soap stars makes no sense, until it does. One of the major reasons for trekking these TV celebrities out to Manaus is to lure schoolchildren to attend the free festival where, between hooting hellos at their idols, they watch a movie, fall in love with film and kickstart the next generation of Brazilian cinema.
The second reason for the soap star deluge is to make the rest of the country pay attention to Manaus. Until very recently, the 2.2 million capital city of the Amazon was only accessible by plane and boat; most of the celebrities in attendance from the southern metropolises of Rio and Sao Paulo had never been there at all. It takes longer to drive from Rio to Manaus than it does to drive from Los Angeles to New York, and the cultural distance between the two is so vast…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrities Gossip, Celebrities Video, Celebrity Galleries, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Rumors, Featured Posts | Tagged alvin and the chipmunks, Amazonas, Fitzcarraldo, gisele bundchen, heart of the amazon, Jonathas
By admin on May 17, 2012

Wednesday, May 16th 2012
Afternoon Crumbs
If a copper unicorn horn came to life with pixie dust, it would look exactly the way Tilda Swinton looked at Cannes today – Just Jared
Mimi is not here say words about Brit Brit – Lainey Gossip
The Lesbeaver pours a little sweet nectar in his sippy cup every now and again – The Berry
It came from the sea…. – The Superficial
Gays of Our Lives, indeed – Towleroad
Charlize Theron and GOOPY aren’t going to make a movie together anytime soon – Celebitchy
Gisele Bundchen’s sandy nalgitas cover Vogue Paris – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tan Mom’s nemesis emerges… – Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Panacotta puffs out her new bought-and-paid-for Tupperware bowl titties in promo pictures for Nashville – Popoholic
Katherine Heigl’s new baby isn’t even trying to look at her mom’s pan fried Top Ramen hair – ICYDK
The ass juice-filled, flame broiled toad wart has gone too far this time – OMG Blog
I don’t know if Suzanne Somers’ hair needs less hormones or more hormones, but it definitely needs something – Celebslam
One of these is not like the others – Popsugar
But NeNe’s Hermey the Dentist hair still needs to make an exit –
…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged Afternoon, charlize theron, chris hemsworth, Crumbs, gisele bundchen, Top
By admin on February 6, 2012

Sunday, February 5th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Coach Molly McGrath (as played by Goldie Hawn) from Wildcats – In honor of today being the day where we all witness the greatest and biggest sporting event of the year, the Puppy Bowl, I thought we should also honor the greatest and most accurate football movie of all-time (all-time being 1986), Wildcats!
Like most of Goldie’s movies in the 80s, in Wildcats she played a scattered-brained blonde ostrich of a ho who throws herself into an unfamiliar situation and zany fucking hijinks ensue. You know, it’s the same formula, same shit. Goldie tries to grab onto her dream of being a legendary football coach like her father by taking a job as a high school football coach to a bunch of asshole losers. They don’t respect Goldie at first and treat her like cold shit, but eventually she tames their asses and transforms them from a bunch of losers into champions by having heart (and by asking Gisele Bundchen to send a “Let Us Pray” email to her friends and family.) And it has Jan Hooks in it so it can’t go wrong. And AND there’s also a (NSFW) quickie peen flash from Wesley Snipes.
It’s been way too long since I’ve seen this mess of a movie, but thankfully it’s on Amazon. So I can watch this shit after I watch a bunch of slobbery beasts mount each other and stick their noses in each other’s assholes. I’m talking about the Puppy Bowl, not that other Bowl nobody cares about.
GO PUSSIES!
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged Bowl, Coach, Football, gisele bundchen, legendary football coach, molly mcgrath
By admin on February 3, 2012

Thursday, February 2nd 2012
Let Us All Pray That Tommy Brady Wins His FOURTH Super Bowl
Multi-millionaire supermodel Gisele Bundchen went to the e-mail room in her $20 million custom built dream mansion and wrote a note to her family and friends asking them to ask the lord above to help her multi-millionaire quarterback husband win his fourth Super Bowl ring on Sunday. The New York Post somehow got a hold of the e-mail (SPOILER ALERT: They prayed for it) and published it on their cover this morning:
My sweet friends and family,
This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .
I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time.
So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.
Thank you for your love and support. Love, G
”
What a selfish bitch. Doesn’t Gis know that it’s award season? It’s God’s busiest time of year, even busier than Christmas (side note: Does God call Christmas “Sonmas“?)!
…
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged gisele bundchen, mail room, spoiler alert
By admin on July 20, 2011

Wednesday, July 20th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Sandra Oh (40)
Julianne Hough (23)
Gisele Bundchen (31)
Elliot Yamin (33)
Erica Hill (35)
Judy Greer (36)
Simon Rex (37)
Omar Epps (38)
Josh Holloway (42)
Vitamin C (42)
Chris Cornell (47)
Terri Irwin (47)
Donna Dixon (54)
Carlos Santana (64)
Kim Carnes (66)
Diana Rigg (73)
Sleepy LaBeef (76)
Sally Ann Howes (81)
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged Birthday, gisele bundchen, home, Links, sally ann howes, sleepy labeef
By admin on June 17, 2011

Friday, June 17th 2011
Afternoon Crumbs
Remember the giant stick of muscle that is Nick from Big Brother 2007? Well, apparently here’s a picture of Nick and his own Evel Dick (NSFW) – OMG Blog
Bradley Cooper’s chichis could probably beat Zoe Saldana’s chichis in a wet t-shirt contest – Lainey Gossip
Crystal Harris is just trolling us now – The Superficial
GLITTER BOMB!!! – Towleroad
One of my favorite UK drunk flowers Sarah Harding is starting to look a little Gisele Bundchen-ish – Hollywood Tuna
Hopefully one of those gifts Leonardo DiCaprio gave to Blake NotSoLively was picture taking lessons because her naked camera phone portraits were blurry as hell – Celebitchy
Raja Beyonce in L’Uomo Vogue – Just Jared
Gleaming the OM – The Daily What
Either Rose McGowan spent too long in the fake tan shower or a Kardashian sneezed on her – Popoholic
Turkey declares Angelina Jolie as their “Goodness Angel of the World” and officially changes their country name to Angelooney – Popsugar
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are back together – The Berry
Can Nutty Madam please pretend that Harry Potter is just like the wizard Twilight and give her review of this final trailer? – ICYDK
The world’s smallest story topper – Cityrag
Condolences to the family of the bridesmaids dress circa 1978 that Nicole Scherminger butchered and threw on her body – Hollywood Rag
RUN, JACKEE, RUUUUUUN – Crunk + Disorderly
When bland and fug collide – Go Fug Yourself
Brad Pitt’s goat goatee found a home on Matthew Fox’s face – I’m Not Obsessed
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged Afternoon, Crumbs, gisele bundchen, miley cyrus, omg blog, picture
By admin on May 22, 2011

Sunday, May 22nd 2011
Tom Brady Goes WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Don’t think that when Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen go down to Mexico for a hot vacation, they spend most of their time slapping each other’s nalgas and biting at each other’s nips in the jacuzzi. Nope. The real action is on the slide! Just look at our brave, big boy go down the slide all by himself! If you’re on the west coast, your ears probably twitched from his squeals and you figured either a John Travolta was getting stuffed or a Kardashian was releasing herself from her Spanx cocoon. (It sounded like this).
And when Tom Brady landed in the pool, he got all confused and scared, and started flopping around like a drowning puppy. Gis let out a sigh, rolled her eyes, waded over to him, pulled him up by his Dutch Boy bob, blew the water out of his eyes and then put on his water wings with her other hand. After she dropped him back into the water, she felt a warmness cover her leg just as Tom started to giggle. You know what that means. No flan for dessert for Tom!
Full Story »
Posted in Celebrity Magazine, Celebrity Mom, Celebrity Movie, Celebrity News, Celebrity Party, Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity Quiz, Celebrity Rumors, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Smile, Celebrity Social, Celebrity Status, Celebrity Style, Celebrity Trivia, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Video, Celebrity Videos, Celebrity Websites | Tagged gisele bundchen, home, Links, tom brady and gisele, Water, water wings