If it’s good enough for Werner Herzog, Tony Scott and the reigning Sundance Grand Jury Prize winner, then by God, it’s good enough for you: “Executive Director Gregory Kallenberg announced today the inaugural Louisiana Film Prize, with a grand prize of $50,000. The Louisiana Film Prize contest and festival invites filmmakers from all over the world to create and present a short film under one condition – it must be shot in the Shreveport-Bossier area.” Good luck! Write if you get work! [LAfilmprize.com]
Full Story »Though The Avengers doesn’t come out until May, it’s already time to play the same game we did with Bridesmaids’s first poster: Who goes hardest? Is it Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man? Is it Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff? What about Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton? We score all eight characters’ ferocity and pick a winner after the jump.
RDJ looks slightly disoriented as Iron Man, unfortunately. He looks like he’s searching for a fuse box in an Avengers HQ blackout. Chris Hemsworth still looks less like the god of thunder here, and more like the god of a 1988 volleyball tournament at Will Rogers beach. I’m not seeing much grit in either combatant.
Downey: ★★ (out of 4)
Hemsworth: ★½
That Chris Evans under there? He still resembles a specialty American Gladiator maybe named “Jingoism,” but that’s kind of fun. Meanwhile, Ruffalo’s unassuming Bruce Banner looks like a TV psychic or the American replacement host for Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link. There’s some subversion there, but not enough to make the post interesting.
Evans: ★★
Ruffalo: ★½
Much better. Samuel L. Jackson’s murderous glare as Nick Fury is pleasantly terrifying, and he really makes the leather ensemble work for him. Tom Hiddleston is offering the same campy glam as he did in Thor, but his vogueing ball chutzpah is fabulous in a superhero poster. These guys move right to the top of the class.
Jackson: ★★★★
Hiddleston: ★★★½
Jeremy Renner? More like Generic-ky Renner. Between Hawkeye’s drab costuming and uncommitted mugging, he looks like he’s ready to star in a mildly rambunctious romcom, not a superhero super-feature. Scarlett Johansson, however, is…
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If your type of man is a leaning tower of crazy who would come in second place in a karate match against the air and who can grow a furry light brown piece of dog turn from his chin like no other, then put your hand under your butt and fart out that four leaf clover, because it’s your lucky day. Weston Cage, the 20-year-old son of Nicolas Cage, filed for divorce from the woman he allegedly got violent on during a drunken fight last July. E! News says that Weston and Nikki Williams Cage were married for 6 months. That’s pretty much FOREVER in Kardashian time.
The World of Warcraft Britney isn’t wasting MAC liquid eyeliner by crying it out onto his face cheeks. Weston is doing what his insanesei Nicolas Cage taught him to do. He’s putting on some pussy-catching eyeliner, slapping a new layer of polish on his nails and karate kicking his way to the ladies. Weston put himself back on the market with this note on Facebook:
WELL ITS OFFICAL . THE DIVORCE IS SETTLED! ………………LADIES, DADDY IS BACK ahahahhahahaahh oh god! its on
“Ahahahhahahaahh oh god!” is the same thing Weston’s new piece is going to say to herself when he makes her call him daddy right before the babysitter his father hired knocks on the door to make sure they’re both on top of the covers.
Why in swole hooves hell did Wendy Williams Tweet this picture from the set of Dancing with the Stars today? And why in the name of an Epsom salt baptism did TMZ repeat it on their site? But more importantly, why am I destroying your foot fetish by posting it here? Because I’m dragging you down into the WHY?!!! abyss with me.
But serious talk, should I be jealous of Wendy because she can fuck somebody with her extra plump boil and teabag a trick with her foot?
Wendy should at least dress it up a bit by sprinkling a little bit of powdered sugar on top. Then instead of looking like the inflamed gonad of a chupacabra, it would look like a delicious beignet! A delicious beignet that Kirstie Alley may or may not gnaw off when Wendy takes a nap. Problem solved!
