SNL Says Goodbye To Kristen Wiig

On the season finale of SNL last night, the show’s host Mick Jagger sang out a goodbye lullaby to Kristen Wiig as all of her cast master danced her off. It’s the end of a baby hands era! While watching this last night, some people probably thought to themselves, “No more Judice! No more Gilly! No more Penelope!” But all I kept thinking about was how much Kristen’s business suit looked like extra floppy foreskin to me. It kind of does. But what doesn’t look like a dick bib to me? Everything does. I had a manicure yesterday and as she cut away my cuticles, I got kind of sad. Cuticles are like nail foreskin and she totally circumcised me!