Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

The "magic sword" clue points me directly to DanRad, but I don't think the rumors that he likes to tap his crotch wand on man ass have been following him throughout his entire career. At one point, weren't we all like, "He's a British wizard! They all seem like they're here for peen." And I wish I could confirm or deny that DanRad's got a cat dick, but I can't even though I was in the same room as it when I went to see Equus a while ago. Blame it on the lighting designer who decided to go for "moody" instead of "HERE'S THE PEEN HERE'S THE PEEN!" I know, what a shitty artistic decision. Next time, I better bring some night goggles and shit.

Although, based on the NSFW pictures of DanRad's peen situation under the one bright light....

A few key cast members were recently fired from/quit this television show. One detail that’s being kept quiet is that an offer has already gone out to someone who is a legend in the industry. Since she did a guest arc a few seasons back, producers were confident that she would accept their offer. Nope. She thinks that the show is more about creating a spectacle than it is about developing talent, and that it is “beneath her.” There just isn’t a paycheck big enough to make her compromise her integrity. Looks like the producers will just have to reach out to other industry biggies who care more about the spotlight than about putting out a quality product. (Blind Gossip)

American Idol is the show and I'm guessing Mimi is the "legend?" But I find it hard to believe that a human Hello Kitty whose idea of a "regular" bath is luxuriating in a platinum-plated tub filled with champagne and diamonds with two shirtless man servants fanning her with swan feathers EVER puts her nose up to "spectacle."

This actress, who has been in this space before for some of her boorish behavior was at it again at the Dark Knight premiere. She is B-/C+ list and isn't even in the movie. She is barely part of the hit show on the almost network she shows up on sometimes. After she posed for photos on the red carpet without ever really smiling, the actress discovered where she was supposed to sit during the movie. She went into a don't you know who I am mode and said there was no way she was going to sit with regular people. She is an actress. Not someone who works a job. She would not stop causing a scene until she was moved into something she regarded as more her class. This is normal behavior for her, but there is one movie she was in before she got all high and mighty and I wish she had stayed the same. really liked that movie too. (CDAN)

Michelle Trachtenberg. Exhibit: EVERYTHING.

Which old legend, whenever she's taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it'll be paid for? (La Dolce Musto)

ALL OF THEM. My tia who would empty out her purse and line it with paper towels before we went to the all-you-can-eat (or fit-in-your-purse) buffet at Sizzler approves of this blind item.

Well, This Isn't Random At All

Go ahead and throw this one in the file marked: The most WTF couple news since we learned that wolf sperm can fertilize pony eggs.

Frank Buffay, Jr. and Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi, married British model type Agyness Deyn in Los Angeles over the weekend. Since I'm not really up-to-date on all Giovanni Ribisi (Side note: That name is really hard to type. That is a copy + paste name. That bitch's parents are really selfish for giving him a name that puts strain on a dumb ass gossip blogger's fingers!) gossip, I had no idea that he and Agyness were licking on each other's wet parts. But apparently, GR broke up with Cat Power not too long ago and started getting on Agyness. And now he's married. GR's publicist confirmed the random as all hell news with HuffPo.

These two just don't make sense to me. GR looks like a middle-aged alcoholic insurance salesman who spends his lunch break drinking bottom shelf whiskey out of a paper bag across the street from an elementary school playground (aka a pedo hipster). And she looks like the love child of Tea Leoni and a turnip to me. I don't know how this happened, but whatever. I'm all for bizarre couples, which is why I hope La Pequena and Quween on the Scene elope next.

Here's GR wearing a wedding ring at the TED premiere in L.A. last night.

Evening Crumbs

Ryan Gosling needs less Urban Outfitters in his life - IDLYITW

Out of all the hos from a girl group, Prince Hot Ginge goes with a trick from The Saturdays? Couldn't he have gone with an Atomic Kitten or a Sugababe at least? - Lainey Gossip

Len Goodman now knows why the front row at DWTS smelled like desperation with vanilla undertones - The Superficial

RJ Berger likes peen - Towleroad

Spaz de la Huerta won't stop until you've seen ever inch of her labia - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Countdown to a Clint Eastwood and Dina Eastwood divorce, because nothing kills a marriage like a reality shit show - Celebitchy

It looks like Mimi squirted all over Evelyn Ocho Cinco's back - Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus posing in front of the wooden fence she started chewing on three seconds after this picture was taken - Popoholic

This is why I break the zoom button on all my cameras - The Berry

Mr. Big got married - ICYDK

If that isn't a "Why the fuck did you name me Hawkins Crawford Romo" look, I don't know what is - Popsugar

EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAAA - The Daily What Gossip

Today's butt show brought to you by Charlie Hunnam - (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Is Blahna Del Taco's upper lip trying to escape? - Moe Jackson

Charlize Theron looks hot, part 3,208,763 - I'm Not Obsessed

Posh's anime wolf brows are not the look - Cityrag

Stop me if you've heard this before, but Alec Baldwin is threatening to quit the bitch that is NBC again - SOW

How many paid pieces does it take to get Xtina out of a car? - Hollywood Rag

Afternoon Crumbs

Selena Gomez and The Lesbeaver have a totally not staged moment in Griffith Park and I'm sure somewhere nearby a yorkie just got snatched out of its backyard by a mountain lion. Where are your priorities, mountain lions?! - Popsugar

Either Prince Hot Ginge is buying me a plastic flower bouquet since he knows I'm allergic to the real thing (no, I'm not) or that's the strangest front for a weed shop I've ever seen - Lainey Gossip

But more importantly, what was in that pill bottle next to Madge's cake? MDMA or fetus teeth? - Towleroad

BREAKING: This is actually the most clothes I've seen on Cindy Lou Who in a good minute - Hollywood Tuna

In case you needed more of Lara Flynn Boyle's melting face - The Superficial

Um, can you buy tweezers and a brow waxing kit with an EBT card? - Celebitchy

Emily Blunt in Elle UK - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Katrina Bowden in FHM - Popoholic

Charlize Theron in Vogue UK - ICYDK

Halle Berry in the hair of my elementary school friend Armando - Just Jared

The Pepsi Girl's brother is not going to be in Quentin Tarantino's next movie - The Daily What Gossip

2015 is the year Jessica Simpson will eventually give birth to her first child and it's also the year that the second Avatar movie will come out - Videogum

I do appreciate that Claire Danes is wearing a dress made out of one of Ricky's blazers - Moe Jackson

Wilder Valderrama's mesh hoodie thing tells me that International Male is still in business - Celebslam

In possibly related news, Cirque Lodge has announced that it will be closed for the next 4 weeks for fumigation - Hollywood Rag

The Jennifer Aniston wing of the Photoshop Hall of Fame Museum - Cityrag

Evening Crumbs

Scenes from Jerry Lee Lewis' 7th wedding: You know it's forever love when the bride looks exactly like the groom in drag - Hollywood Rag

This is one of those times when I really wish I was Micaela Schaefer's father, so that I could clutch at my chest while saying, "Ich bin so stolz." - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck is back to sucking on fags - Celebitchy

My vote for Nora in the The Thin Man remake goes to Johnny Depp in drag - Lainey Gossip

The Empress of Lucite does it better. Always. - The Superficial

Stacy Keibler B.C. (Before Clooney) - Hollywood Tuna

A gay hating, cane-wiedling, batshit crazy granny ain't the one - Towleroad

Somewhere, somehow, someone is Photoshopping a peen over that hot sauce bottle - The Berry

Watching the workers put up that background was probably more exciting than watching Ashley Greene pose in front of it - Popoholic

Poke at me when there's a Rhythm Syndicate reunion - The Daily What Gossip

Beyonce can keep that tacky crib, I'll take the delivery dudes - Crunk + Disorderly

Halle Berry really wants you to see her engagement ring - Popsugar

Elton John wants his EVERYTHING (even the wig) back - ICYDK

The CGI Calista Gingrich looks more lifelike than the real life Calista Gingrich - OMG Blog

Shampoo: Ben Affleck finally discovered it - Just Jared

Obi-Wan Catnobi - Cityrag

The universe got stoned one night and somehow decided that Robbie Williams should be a father - I'm Not Obsessed

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This singer appears to have the perfect marriage, despite the initial controversy that surrounded her union. A baby, a doting husband….oh, wait, he isn’t so committed as it would appear. In fact, he still secretly hooks up with his ex. If more proof is needed that a leopard never changes its spots, then this would be it. Hint: She has recently, recently been in the spotlight. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz? Dionne Warwick and all her Psychic Friends could've seen this coming. Alicia is a new kind of dumb if she didn't think that at one point in her marriage her nostrils would be inhaling unfamiliar cooch fumes coming from her husband's dick.

Which former Disney kids were caught on video doing cocaine with the actress daugh­ter of a famous Hollywood star who’s currently battling her own addiction problems? The young stars were caught on cell phone cameras at a house party, where they were snorting lines as they giggled at old episodes of the show that launched their careers! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Rumer Willis, Miley Cyrus and somebody else? I bet Rumer could cut a serious line with her chin.

What C list wannabe hip hop singer/and "actor" scored drugs for his now dead ex-girlfriend before she died? (CDAN)

Ray-J & Nippy? Hell to the DUH.

What C list television and movie actress had an author "mugged and beaten" because he was going to reveal all in a book about her B list movie actor husband and name all the names of every male celebrity he has ever had sex with. (CDAN)

Tommy Girl is still bouncing his Scientolohole on the tip of the A in A-list, but I'm still going to guess that he programmed Stepford Katie to call the hit.

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This A-List actor shed his substance abuse problems to become a Hollywood role model for clean living, but now it seems he has a new addiction—cross-dressing! He loves to doll himself up in vintage women’s clothing and has spent more than $10,000 on items such as high heels, dresses, fancy hair accessories and hats. The goods are ordered online (using an alias) and delivered to his manager’s house. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I just got the vapors from picturing Robert Downey Jr. leaning against the doorway of his boudoir while wearing pink lace panties, white satin heals, a Raquel Welch wig, and a marabou feather robe. If that image is not bringing you to your knees, then picture RDJ's butt stubble peaking out of those pink lace chonies. I know, right? You just sashayed away to the nearest CVS to buy smelling salts.

This Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

The only dude comedians who have won Oscars are Red Buttons, Robin Williams, George Burns and Jamie Foxx. Red Buttons and George Buttons are up in heaven, so they're out. Even though I'd need to take a FURminator to my tongue after licking on Robin Williams' fur body, I so would. But it's not him since he's not a singer. That leaves my only guess, Jamie Foxx?

I don't think Jamie Foxx is hard up for cash, so he's doing this solely for the thrill of being a paid whore? This mess isn't true, but if it is, Jamie Foxx is my fourth favorite ass peddler after Angel, Kit de Luca and Kristin Davis. But for real, this blind item is probably just marketing for Shame on DVD.

This once upon a time almost B+ list female singer is now more famous for being famous. Hey, at least it keeps her wealthy. She is also known for being a devout member of this church. She recently left it though after she suffered a nervous breakdown and went on an alcohol binge that would make Arthur proud. She went to rehab and while in rehab began seeing a psychiatrist. Uh oh. She also left her church which is never a good thing. However, if you are wealthier it is easier to avoid them. They knock at her door everyday and dig through her trash, but she just hires more and more security to keep them all away and stays locked inside her house. It is a stand off. Oh, the tales she will be able to tell. But what about her kids? Her other relatives who are also in the church? (CDAN)

You in danger, Lisa Marie Presley.

This celebrity feud has another round coming up in the next couple of weeks! In the competition for Oscar party guests, this Diva has scored a small early victory over her Rival.

The Diva sent out a super-early invitation to this very popular Singer and secured her commitment to attend her pre-Oscar party. Diva then instructed several of her other guests to do everything possible to keep the singer at Diva’s party all night. The plan includes bribing the Singer’s driver to feign an engine problem once they have arrived at the Diva’s party. Diva wants to prevent the Singer from attending the party of the Rival, scoring points for the Diva’s popularity… and very effectively ruffling the feathers off the Rival, whose anticipation of the arrival of the Singer all night will end in bitter disappointment. (Blind Gossip)

Diva Bitch Queen: Madge?
Diva Bitch Queen's arch rival: Elton John?
The pawn in Diva Bitch Queen's plan: Lady CaCa?

Afternoon Crumbs

JoJo is back and she's brought the Dlisted-famous Slut Dress with her! - Popoholic

Nicole Kidman needs to start Botoxing her hair too - Lainey Gossip

Matt Boner will play Darren Criss' older brother on Glee and I hope this means we're finally getting the incest storyline we've been waiting for - Towleroad

Demi Moore is smoking salvia now and I'd really like it if we can just get to the part where we find out that the ghost of a junior high school junkie has possessed her body - The Superficial

Jessica Simpson's necklace still looks like a turd on a t-bone steak to me - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Aaand a blind item might have its answer - Celebitchy

RiRi's nipples for the zero of you who haven't met them yet - Hollywood Tuna

So three twats walk into a restaurant together... - Popsugar

And Madge still out-roids them all without the help of Photoshop - The Berry

I like how Olivia Wilde's necklace is pointing to her titty situation - ICYDK

James Franco as Hugh Hefner - Just Jared

Jude Law and his newest piece are trying to be slick - I'm Not Obsessed

Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says - Cityrag

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! - Celebslam

Chicka-chickaaaaaah - The Daily What Gossip

Nick Nolte has the right idea - SOW

Swizz Beatz or an Upper East Side socialite who just got back from Morocco? - Crunk + Disorderly