· The Transformers: Dark of the Moon promotional push continues with the release of five more new stills. Which is fine, if only because this picture of Shia LaBeouf hanging on to a collapsing building for dear life is pretty awesome. Question: Who comes in for the save: Bumblebee or Optimus Prime? Click ahead for the pic, then stick around for more Buzz Break.
[Click here to check out the four other new stills from Transformers: Dark of the Moon]
· Did you know that Jack Black and Robert Smigel were going to collaborate on their own version of Green Lantern in 2003? How does that version compare to the Ryan Reynolds-led version out Friday? GQ offers some answers. [GQ]
· Is Dave Chappelle going to return to series work with a new show for Netflix, Hulu or Crackle? That’s the rumor. [The Daily]
· Here’s a list of the 25 best advertising movies ever made. No. 1 might surprise you. [AdWeek]
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V Magazine lured Brit Brit Spears to their studio with a trail of Trenta Frapps and pounced on her when she got to the front door. Then a member of the ASPCA sedated her weave, threw it in a mange dip, attacked it with a FURminator and then microchipped it. Once Brit Brit was done with the ASPCA, V Magazine threw her into the arms of Mike Holmes who spackled her skin, gave her 1 coat of primer and 2 coats of paint.
At this point, Brit Brit was getting high off of this unfamiliar scent called CLEAN and she happened to stumble in front of a backdrop. V Magazine seized the moment by putting a white pussy in her arms right before Mario Testino yelled, “SAY CHEETOS!” They rushed the picture off into the V Photo-Sweat-Shop, where a group of children broke several fingers and burned dozens of hardrives from retouching all night. But they finally did it and BAM! Magic! And here you thought Brit Brit just rolled out of bed (or wherever she sleeps) looking like this!
via The Sun
Here’s the ethereal wind chime of a goddess Etty Farrell and her husband Perry Farrell of Jane’s Addiction just posing in various forms of nekkidness in their kitchen to promote their show Married to Rock in the UK. Etty better be wearing a cooch cup made of high-grade steel, because if Perry accidentally slipped on the garbage disposal switch…BOOM! Suddenly, Etty’s ass is a segment on the Discovery Channel where she has to explain how she lost her chocha in a tragic garbage disposal accident. IT CAN HAPPEN! Yes, I’ve put my genitals in some dangerous places before (I’m not naming names), but the garbage disposal is where I draw the line with a Sharpie. Although, I’d probably have a touch decision on my hands if I was ever faced with a garbage disposal shaped like Prince Hot Ginge’s silhouette.
And seriously, this photo shoot needed less ho in a sink and more Perry bulge.
