Richard Gere, star of culturally important films like Shall We Dance, Nights in Rodanthe, Runaway Bride, Dr. T & the Women, Intersection and Autumn in New York is not feeling it for what is probably his most popular piece of work Pretty Woman. Some whores can quote every line in Pretty Woman from memory and some can even tell you the color order of the rubbers Vivian presents to Edward (I hate myself for this), but Richard hardly remembers that shit. It isn’t because the mad gerbil disease he suffers from ate his memory. It’s because Richard can’t stand that movie, because he feels it glorifies Wall Street types. Richard said this mess of words to Woman’s Day:
“People ask me about that movie, but I’ve forgotten it. That was a silly romantic comedy. This is a much more serious movie that has some real cause and effect. It made those guys seem dashing, which was so wrong. Thankfully, today, we are all more sceptical of those guys.”
Richard, please shut your hole on a gerbil. Bitch calls it a “silly romantic comedy” and then says it is a “much more serious movie”? I think one of those gerbils crawled up into his head and is now operating his brain. (UPDATE: That “much more serious” part was about the movie Richard is whoring out right now. So obviously I’m the one with a brain operating
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Full Story »Ralph Fiennes, honored at the BFI London Film Festival awards for his directorial debut — the Shakespeare adaptation Coriolanus — does not think in sound bites of 140 words or less. ‘We’re in a world of truncated sentences, soundbites and Twitter… [Language] is being eroded — it’s changing. Our expressiveness and our ease with some words is being diluted so that the sentence with more than one clause is a problem for us, and the word of more than two syllables is a problem for us.” So hey, kids — go see Coriolanus next January and expand your (five syllables!) vo-ca-bu-la-ry! [Daily Mail]
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If it were up to Vanessa Hudgens, we’d all be staring at random live cats for hours hoping they do something funny and writing in our “SGM lkg 4 big peen” personal ads to the local newspaper, because the Internet would not be a thing that exists in real life! Correction: My ad would really read “SGM lkg 4 big penis,” because the word “peen” would not exist if it wasn’t for the Internet. If that isn’t a sad, I don’t know what is.
For some strange unknown reason, People Magazine (via Starpulse) asked Zac Efron’s former lipstick holder what she thinks the worst invention is. Vanessa didn’t say camera phones or the self timer button, Vanessa said THE INTERNET! Al Gore isn’t going to fap to Vanessa’s leaked naked pictures anymore!
“I know what the worst invention ever is. The internet. I think it’s ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible – it just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business.”
Vanessa took the mystery from her business when she took a grainy picture of her furry pussy and e-mailed it out to whomever. Speaking of those pictures, Vanessa told The L.A. Times that she’s trying to move on from that shit even though someone keeps leaking more and more nudes, “The fact that somebody keeps
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So much for Slash playing Puck’s mom (or Coach Beiste’s lover) on Glee, because he wants nothing to do with that honey-glazed glitter show. Slash tells Entertainment Weekly (via Rolling Stone & Jezebel):
“Glee is worse than Grease and Grease is bad enough. I look at Grease now and think, ‘Between High School Musical and Glee, Grease was a work of art.’”
Okay, okay, but “Grease is bad enough”? Slash is really going to sit there and act like he didn’t wrap himself around John Travolta’s lubed-up pompadour curl after taking a hit of whatever while watching Grease. Slash must be talking about a different kind of Grease.
P.S. – Does that shirt come in a sleeveless crop top version, because I need one in my life.
