Every now and again I ask myself if there’s a God, because every night I pray for God to make vodka come out of my bathroom faucet and to bless the Internet and my soul with naked pictures of Prince Hot Ginge. God has never made my wishes come true until now, sort of. Who knew that God would use TMZ to show me that he exists. I never thought I’d type this, but thank God for TMZ, thank God for Las Vegas, thank God for the MGM Grand Wynn, thank God for camera phones, thank God for booze, thank God for bad decision making and thank God for down river trash skanks who are shameless enough to sell almost naked pictures of The Queen’s grandson to the highest bidder. Thank God for all of that!
For Prince Hot Ginge, what happens in Vegas, ends up in the fap material folder on my desktop. PHG is taking the drunken foolery to whole new levels in Vegas and on Friday night, he and his friends went to the casino at the MGM Grand Wynn, picked up some tricks and brought them back up to his suite to play a game of naked billiards that ended up with some dry butt
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After breathless reports that the actress was “rushed to the hospital” with a head injury sustained on the set of her upcoming film The Hive, Halle Berry’s publicist has confirmed that not only will her Oscar-winning client live, but that Berry was released and expects to return to work as planned. Now you know! Glad to hear it. We now return to our regular scheduled Bat-programming. [AP, TMZ]
Before he skulked the streets of Seattle on The Killing and nabbed the role of Alex Murphy in the upcoming RoboCop reboot, Joel Kinnaman made a splash in his home country of Sweden with the crime drama Easy Money (nee Snabba Cash). The Weinstein Co. snapped up the pic, which also put director Daniel Espinoza (Safe House) on Hollywood’s radar, and will debut it stateside this July… with the hefty endorsement of none other than Martin Scorsese. Finally (!) we have the first domestic trailer for Easy Money, in which Kinnaman’s pretty-boy business major, craving the wealthy lifestyle he never had growing up, becomes entangled with warring crime lords in Stockholm and finds himself in way over his head.
In Easy Money, which screened to a packed house last weekend at the LA Film Fest, Kinnaman stars as JW, a small-town opportunist who attends business school by day and drives cabs at night. His dorm room walls are covered with fashion inserts from mens’ magazines, the blueprints by which he fakes his way into the upper-class social circle that he longs to be a part of. There’s a rich girl, Sophie, who catches his eye, and privileged bankers’ sons he befriends, but as much as JW is consumed by his need to be accepted by into this world of wealth and class, he’s acutely aware that he’s living a lie.
Enter opportunity, in the form of local gangster Abdulkarim (Mahmut Suvakci), who has a task for JW: Pick up prison escapee Jorge (Matias Varela) for a small fortune, no questions asked. JW complies, seeing the chance to finally seize the life he dreams of. But as a rival gang’s operative (Dragomir Mrsic) begins questioning his own priorities — namely, the young daughter…
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Yesterday, Disney released a dark as shit official picture of Angie Jolie as Maleficent and today there’s a bunch of paparazzi pictures of her shooting in the British countryside while looking like a demon shepherdess. Bitch looks like an Illuminati monk. This scene is probably all part of Maleficent’s backstory and we’ll learn that she used to spend her days dramatically walking through a herd of cows who are completely over this shit. Underneath this cow’s wavy Bieber mop, you’ll find a face that is clearly saying, “I really need to fire my agent.“
And the horns actually look better in the daytime. But I’m probably only saying that because they look Mexican pointy boots.
