Jennifer Aniston wore a beret on the set of her new movie and I hope this isn’t giving the evil doers of Hollywood any ideas, because the last thing we need is to see this ho as Bonnie Parker – Lainey Gossip
I’ve never noticed this before and I’ve seen at least 56,789 pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, but she sort of looks like the secret love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara. And I never thought I’d ever type the words “love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara,” so congratulations to me – Hollywood Tuna
And then Anne Hathaway hiked up her cocktail dress, climbed onto that statue pedestal and started humping that giant Oscar until security had to drag her away kicking and crying – Celebitchy
“I’m so surprised” said no one after hearing that somebody called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during his parking lot brawl with Chris Brown - Towleroad
How Brandi Glanville found out that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on her with a luck dragon – The Superficial
Mind Blower of the Day: RiRi does another photo shoot with Terry Richardson and manages to keep her top on - Drunken Stepfather
“The coke stains on that Birkin are authentic, so you should give me more for that!” – Lindsay Lohan while trying to sell stuff
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Disney cast Taylor Swift as Rapunzel in their Dream Portrait series and she must’ve dated, dumped and wrote a song about the Photoshopper, because he’s obviously mad at her. I mean, why else would he Photoshop her arms to look like tiny Matthew McConaughey arms? – Disney Parks Blog
Prince Hot Ginge is back in Britain! May the vodka snorting and stripping commence! – Lainey Gossip
At this point, I’m pretty sure Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans was created by extreme environmentalists to promote human sterilization. Their plan is working. – The Superficial
Chely Wright is having twins and I’m sure her twins won’t look as identical as Chely and her partner do – Towleroad
Megan Fox’s classy Marilyn Monroe tattoo found a new home – Hollywood Tuna
Kelly Osbourne is engaged to the guy from Extreme?!? – Celebitchy
Miranda Kerr must be wearing weights in her shoes, because I’d think that more than two helium balloons could take her skinny ass up, up and away – Drunken Stepfather
Jakey Gyllenhaal butched up his look for a movie and is giving me “white cholo at career day” vibes – The Berry
And here’s another set of pictures for your Hilary Duff Walking To Her Car Tumblr – Popoholic
Pimp Mama Kris beat, kicked and threatened
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A really hot Charlize Theron or a really hot twink who Papa Joe would like to sit next to? - Popoholic
ScarJo’s busted down Cat on a Hot Tin Roof wig looks like it was made from actual cat fur - Lainey Gossip
And five minutes later, Snoop Dogg wrapped her in rolling papers and smoked her up - Hollywood Tuna
Excuse me, I have to go make business cards for my pet sitting services – Towleroad
Pfft, 91-year-old Betty White is not impressed with Jennifer Lawrence’s ass – The Superficial
And the country’s supply of clip-on bangs will sell out in 3..2.. – Celebitchy
The like, teachings of like, Scientology, has like, really made, like, Erika, like Christensen, really, like elo, like, quent, like – ICYDK
George Clooney’s nutsack looks like Joan Rivers – IDLYITW
Emma Stone. In a bra. On W Magazine. – Popsugar
Headline of the Minute: Plastic Wife Keeps Labia in a Jar - Drunken Stepfather
Lakers game? Bitch, please. More like back room circle jerk – Just Jared
Just put your mouth on the screen and scroll – The Berry
Channing Tatum shaved his head to try to distract you from the fact that he stole your abuelita’s daytime cardigan – Popsugar
Lily Allen’s brother doesn’t have a shirt on. Do with this what you will - I’m Not Obsessed
Victoria Silvstedt is not only a gold digging goddess of pristine elegance, but she’s a connoisseur of fine literature too - Hollywood Tuna
Sydney is now fresh out of blonde models, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo ordered all of them for the yacht party he threw with Jonah Hill – Lainey Gossip
The 2012 In 4 Minutes video made my eyes have a seizure and now sketti sauce is leaking from my sockets – Towleroad
Rita Whora is in Dubai, celebrating the fact that she’s no longer riding Rob Kardashian’s whack dick and therefore doesn’t have to listen to Kim Kardashian constantly barf at the mouth about her Kimye fetus – Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox isn’t working out her body yet, but she’s seriously working out her mouth by running it every time someone sticks a recording device in front of her – ICYDK
You won’t see ScarJo with beyond massive pregnant chichis anytime soon – Celebitchy
I think I’d rather see Papa Joe Simpson in that same bikini – Popoholic
Jill Martin is in a bikini if that’s what you need to see today – IDLYITW
There’s other fish in the sea and Poseidon’s son will fuck them all now that he’s single – Just Jared
That hair and those acid wash jeans tell me that
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Michael Musto pays homage to Angie Jolie’s famewhoring leg, looks like the Benjamin Button baby of Stockard Channing and Grumpy Cat while doing so – Towleroad
Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were all in Park City, UT together. Worst slumber party/orgy ever! – Lainey Gossip
These Stephanie Seymour beach pictures just aren’t the same without her doing the kissing pretzel with her son – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, I’m mad at that car for not releasing its emergency break before running over The Difficult Brown - IDLYITW
They don’t call her ASSlee Simpson for nothing – Drunken Stepfather
For Anne Hathaway’s next trick, she’s going to make her husband file for divorce so she can get Oscar sympathy votes. I’m not kidding. – Celebitchy
Aly & AJwearing John Travolta’s favorite onesie – Popoholic
Leighton Meester doing the “yes, this crack was born in prison, bitch” pose back in April -The Superficial
Jennifer Garner SANS FARDS – Celebslam
Something to soothe your never-ending holiday hangover: PUPPIES IN THE SNOW! – OMG Blog
Versace used up all the Crisco and Photoshop for their latest ad starring Kate Moss – Hollywood Rag
Dear Brandi Analglanville and Eddie Cibrian, this is how split up parents are supposed to act – Popsugar
Hide the candy laxatives, LeAnn Rimes is hanging out with Eddie Cibrian’s kids again – Just Jared
That picture looks like the Cryptkeeper’s family tree – Cityrag
If Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus really did get hitched, then we’d hear his entire family wailing all the way from Australia over the fact that they’re now tied to the Cyrus family indefinitely - I’m Not Obsessed
If your genitals are too moist and you want to dry them up, just stare at this picture of Madge sucking the youth out of Baby Brahim - Celebslam
Strangely enough, I scream for a brain epidural every time Megan Fox starts talking - Lainey Gossip
So I guess I can cross “a picture of Anderson Cooper in assless meggings” off my Christmas list – Towleroad
The only person from Private Practice I want to see in a bikini is Benjamin Bratt, but I guess I’ll settle for Kate Walsh - Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Kidman didn’t piss on Zac Efron for nothing – Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried buttchugged vodka in her dressing room at Letterman – The Superficial
…..and in the elves locker room in Santa’s Workshop, every elf just hung these pictures of Hayden Panatroll on the inside of their locker doors – Drunken Stepfather
27 pictures of hot pieces in kilts and not one wardrobe malfunction?! Please send them all to Anne Hathaway so she can show them how it’s done - The Berry
In a few months, a baby will get to say the words, “PEPAW DUBYA!” – ICYDK
In a “Who’s more interesting?” competition between MiserAlba and that cake box, the cake box wins – Popoholic
In case you’re wondering what’s the #1 song on iTunes
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Stephen Baldwin was arrested for not paying taxes 4 years ago and it looks like during that 4 years he’s been regularly practicing his Blue Steele face in the mirror so he’d be extra ready for the mug shot camera. That sweet pucker really tops this off. - The Superficial
ScarJo’s new piece looks like the gay French version of her last piece – Lainey Gossip
Wait, so all gay nurses don’t keep a tube of lipstick on them just in case a patient needs a touch up? – Towleroad
If you put polyester wigs on Mary Carey’s tits and painted creepy eyes on them, they’d almost look like Marie Osmond’s dolls – Hollywood Tuna
Jessie J is still allergic to pants – Drunken Stepfather
Neil Lane?! Angie Jo and Brad Pitt are obviously classy enough to realize only Bed Bath & Beyond sells the finest wedding jewelry out there – Celebitchy
Jessica Biel and high fashion go together like Justin Timberlake and movie acting – The Berry
Amanda Seyfried’s belt looks like some kind of cow bone. Call PETA! – Popoholic
When are we going to find out that Taylor Swift actually Super Glued her hand to Harry Styles’ hand? – Just Jared
Something tells me Shenae Grimes’ fiancé is going to call
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Cruella de Stone shows the young hos how to really make a hose (or two, or three, or four) rise - Lainey Gossip
Your day isn’t complete without a new set of pictures from the never-ending “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” series – Popoholic
Phoebe Price needs to call up her lawyers, because Sophie Turner is totally stealing her “random posing in the middle of an airport” act – Hollywood Tuna
Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley had another baby and they’re lucky that this one’s not a boy or Madonna would’ve dated him in 18 years – Celebitchy
Dr. Oz should stick to telling us how our poops should be shaped like bananas - Towleroad
I am only for this if Wolverine gets a big song and dance number at the end – The Superficial
S&M Nickelodeon-style – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Stewart needs to take her hair to the pet groomers – Popsugar
Jude Law is okay with not being the twink anymore – The Berry
Here’s Owen Wilson’s nipples, because why not? – Just Jared
It looks like Zachary Quinto keeps a box of Veet For Your Butt in his bathroom cabinet – OMG Blog
And yet, this was still less painful than being married to
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The only thing this picture of Megan Fox in her husband’s new TV show tells me is that her nipples tasted like black licorice that night - Popoholic
Justin Bieber will eventually get to Selena Gomez when he writes a note in homeroom and gives it to Crystal who will pass it to the guy in the headgear who will pass it to the girl who eats her mocos who will pass it to Selena. You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape homeroom, Selena. - Lainey Gossip
Those gay boys on Days of Our Lives finally got laid – Towleroad
In “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” news, Leighton Meester doesn’t look like Leighton Meester in Flaunt. She looks more like Kim Kardashian in a coat made of Khloe’s back hair – Hollywood Tuna
This new Gwyneth Paltrow wax figure from GOOP looks more human than the real thing. That’s a wax figure, right? – Celebitchy
Please tell me this is all just a ruse to finally catch and arrest Kim Kardashian for crimes against humanity – The Superficial
Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa join gross forces to ruin cake for everyone - Drunken Stepfather
50 Cent is no Mimi…. or Liza Minnelli… or Jeanne Bice (RIP) or the other beautiful messes of shopping television – Videogum
Season 3 of American
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Prepare to get splashed in the eyes with a tidal wave of foreskin grease, because here’s Sean Penn looking like a shriveled up Mickey Rourke – Lainey Gossip
Chestica Simpson has been working out and you can tell by her peen head-looking calves – The Superficial
BUT WHO IS SANJAYA VOTING FOR?!. – Towleroad
Natalie Portman shows us the kind of titty magic that can happen with a good push-up bra and some duct tape – Hollywood Tuna
Emily VanCamp in GQ – Drunken Stepfather
Chace Crawford is all creamed up. Just a regular night for him – The Berry
Jackie Collins spills the tea on why Matt Bomer isn’t Superman – Celebitchy
Jessica Biel’s ring looks like the one I made as a kid using a beer bottle cap and a garbage bag tie – Just Jared
Ke$hit finally found a boyfriend with the same IQ as hers – ICYDK
Community is really trying to make you forget about Chevy Chase’s latest meltdown – Popoholic
Alicia Keys is on fire and I think it has everything to do with the genital warts she caught from Swizz Beak - Cityrag
What’s more interesting? TimberBiel or those hot yellow airport chairs? – Popsugar
Looking at Bruce Willis’ peen head has mean wondering about what ever happened to Jane March – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Timothy Dalton looks like this now – SOW
Willow Smith looking like an Emo runaway - I’m Not Obsessed
Our Lady of Cheetos will be a beautiful December bride - Hollywood Rag
“I’d hit it” says everyone who regularly searches the internet for naked pictures of David Crosby – Videogum
