So, I used to have this boyfriend who liked to call me “kitten” (“Does anybody know where I can find a vampire to glamour that thought from the storage unit in my brain?” – you) as a joke and one time I was playing my voicemails on speakerphone in the break room of my job. Just as my boyfriend said “Hi kitten, it’s me,” my supervisor strolls in and says something like, “I know you’re not a 4-year-old white girl and I know that’s not your father. That voicemail is completely inappropriate and nobody other than you needs to hear that. Shit, I don’t even know if you need to hear it.” She had a point. That’s sort of how I feel about this video message one of Brit Brit’s owners, Jason Trawick, uploaded for the whole world to see.
It’s supposed to be sweet, but to me it looks like a cross between a death bed goodbye video and a hostage situation video. Either dude got into Brit Brit’s pill stash or he’s bleeding from the butt and slowly falling into a coma while recording this mess. Even his tongue sounds drugged up. I mean, that lisp….
via NYDN
Your eye balls are probably already glued to the TV or some kind of internet feed about what’s going down at the Discovery Channel HQ in Silver Springs, Maryland right now. But in case it’s not, I’ll give to you a fast. An Asian man (not Jon Gosselin) broke into the Discovery Channel building this afternoon with a gun in his hand. There are unconfirmed reports that he fired shots in the building and has a bag full of explosives on his back. The building has been evacuated and the gunman is holding a few people hostage (I think). The police are negotiating crazy right now.
Several local news stations have ID’ed the hostage taker as James Jay Lee. James Jay Lee is a known radical environmentalist who has been protesting against Discovery for years. He was arrested two years ago for staging a long protest against Discovery. There’s an entire website with his alleged demands. The crazy didn’t beef up his server before this shit went down, so his site really isn’t working for most (UPDATE: HuffPo has all 11 of his demands from his 2008 protest. He hates babies and war. But he loves sharks and squirrels). But here’s a piece:
All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.
No comment.
UPDATE: The 3 hostages are safe. James Jay Lee was
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