DAMN! Brad Pitt is looking hotter than ever. Who said that a fedora doesn’t make the hot piece? – Popsugar
Gymboree is making grey peacoats now? – Lainey Gossip
Charlize Theron’s got a Batman head on her dress – Hollywood Tuna
“Hey dad, if you hear your daughter screaming Justin Bieber’s name in her bedroom, take that as a scream for help and have her committed immediately.” – The Superficial
Brad Pitt wasted a cheeseburger that he should’ve given to St. Angie’s malnourished ass – Celebitchy
Scout Willis’ ass looks like two blind manatees trying to kiss – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brokeback Perry – Towleroad
Picture #1: Marry, Punch, Fuck – The Berry
I wonder which flavor Charlize Theron’s Fruit Rollup dress is? – Popoholic
But who is going to play Taylor Armstrong in the Lifetime movie version of her book? My vote goes to Iggy Pop. – ICYDK
Baby got swag – Cityrag
Claire Danes is looking very “middle-aged single mother from Florida who regularly gets arrested for drunkenly humping the breakfast bar at IHOP.” What I’m trying to say is, Claire Danes has never looked hotter – Just Jared
Making meth at Walmart? Now THIS is the America I know and love – The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: They’re both bottoms – OMG Blog
Remember when Nicole Richie looked like she needed UNICEF’s help and now she’s at one of their fancy balls! – Hollywood Rag
Because nothing is more exciting than a TRAMPOLINE!!! rolling down the sidewalk – Videogum
Men’s Health should really drug test their readers before they allow them to vote - I’m Not Obsessed
Nicole Kidman usually looks like an ice statue that’s been wrapped in toilet porcelain, shellacked with a thick layer of Botox and dressed in clothes from a French toddler circa 1969, but it was a different story yesterday when she showed up to the New Orleans set of her new movie The Paperboy looking like this. The costume designer and hair hos working on that movie should just collect their awards now for transforming a human ice cube that fell out of a side freezer’s vagina many years ago into a glamorous graveyard shift diner waitress who smells like White Rain hairspray, menthol butts, cotton candy Lip Smackers and a drunk trucker’s moustache sweat. That is a bitch who always keeps several fake state IDs in her purse and knows which rest stop sinks have hot water for a more pleasurable whore bath experience.
It’s like if Crystal Barbie (Sidenote: Mom, why didn’t you ever get me a Crystal Barbie?!!) fell on hard times.
When Nicole is done with this movie, she hold on to those scuffed white Payless pumps and maintain that Courtney Stodden hair, because this is the look she was meant to have.
Here’s more pictures from yesterday including a couple of a strung out, constipated John Cusack who I’m guessing is playing a walking version of Pee-wee Herman’s mug shot.
