Kathryn Joosten, who played Karen McKluskey to eye rolling perfect on Desperate Housewives, is now up in heaven after passing away from lung cancer in Westlake Village, CA yesterday. Mrs. McKluskey also died of cancer during the finale of Desperate Housewives. Art imitating real-life sadness. Kathryn was 72.
Those of you who watched The West Wing also know Kathryn as the President’s secretary Mrs. Landingham. TVLine says that Kathryn didn’t start her acting career until she was 42, but she quickly filled up her IMDB page with roles in Scrubs, Roseanne, Dharma & Greg, Joan of Arcadia, Buffy, My Name Is Earl and dozens of other shows.
Kathryn’s rep says that she was surrounded by her family before she passed.
Mrs. McKluskey was one of my favorite characters on DH (yes, I watched that mess till the very painful end), because she didn’t let children fuck with her, perfected the art of the eye roll, was nosy as all hell and regularly verbally slapped a trick down with the truth. We should all hope to be just like that when we enter the Metumacil phase of our lives. Rest in peace, Mrs. McKluskey.
Those of you who watch The Real Plasticwives of Orange County know that Droopy Dog Vicki’s world crashed down to the same level as Alexis Bellino’s IQ when she found out her daughter Briana eloped with her boyfriend at a drive-thru wedding chapel in Las Vegas. I was shocked too, because I kept waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for the episode where Briana comes out as a proud labia-licking lesbian. It didn’t happen and instead Briana married a dude. Vicki freaked out, because Vicki is Vicki and if it’s not about Vicki Vicki doesn’t like it. Vicki felt like Vicki’s daughter robbed Vicki of the experience of being the mother of the bride at a wedding Vicki would’ve made all about Vicki. I’m typing Vicki’s name so much, because blogging legend has it that if you don’t type Vicki’s name at least 25 times in a post about Vicki, you will awaken the Vicki monster and Vicki will crawl out of the closet to scream at you for not making this post all about Vicki!
During the past episode, Droopy Dog threw a marriage announcement/wine club (???) party for her daughter and Tamra asked Briana if there was a baby with a shot gun in there. Vicki’s head nearly popped off and she said she wouldn’t be able to take another bomb
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When even the powerful healing touch of Detective La Toya can’t rebuke the demons out of you, it’s time to pack up your exquisite pearl choker and matching cuff, and get your serial killer-faced boyfriend to drive you to rehab. This is exactly what Kim Richards of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has done. Anybody who watches that mess isn’t surprised since Kim has barely been in any scenes lately. And when she is in a scene, she’s scrambled in the brains and is about as coherent as a drunk Jerri Blank reading spam e-mails. Entertainment Tonight confirms that 47-year-old Kim is drying out at a clinic somewhere.
Kim went to rehab after the first season aired and it’s not known what she’s being treated for this time, but she told Adrienne’s husband on a past episode that there’s a Lexapro, Trazadone and Topamax party in her body.
Well, if rehab doesn’t work this time at least she gets a break from packing and unpacking boxes. Seriously, Kim is always packing and unpacking. When Kim isn’t weeping out memories while packing a keepsake from her childhood, she’s calling the other housewives to tell them that she can’t come to their stupid event because she’s too busy packing! Bitch should go work for Moishes Movers. I bet Kim isn’t in rehab for a pill popping addiction. She’s in there for her addiction to PACKING!!!
Which “Bravo Housewife” is known for letting her precious little pooch poop inside swanky Neiman Marcus department stores? The annoyed staff have been given strict orders to bite their tongues because the classy lady drops a pretty penny on designer duds! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
95% of the Housewives get their prepaid Capital One cards rejected at Filene’s, so that leaves us with Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Giggy always stumbles around like my drunk uncle with arthritic knees, so I’m surprised he can actually build up the strength to push out a butt nugget. I was under the impression that every so often he gets the heaves, and Lisa has to flick him on the back forcing a ball of piss, shit and vom out of his mouth. That’s he disposes of thee waste. Guess I was wrong. But Giggy is a jewel in a sea of trash so he can go caca wherever he wants. And by “wherever” I specifically mean that nasty witch Kyle Richards’ hair.
This diva had a little too much to drink at a recent Halloween party. She was fine until someone brought up the name of another female artist. Our diva began mocking her rival. When someone made the mistake of coming to the rival’s defense, our diva went ballistic, and started screaming at them: “That
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TMZ reports that Russell Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was found dead in his home on Mulholland Drive last night. The police believe that Russell committed suicide, because the fire department found him hanging in his bedroom. Russell’s roommate found him at around 8pm. Russell was 47.
Russell was going through a messy ass divorce with Taylor Armstrong and she recently accused him of beating on her during the end of their marriage. Russell admitted to pushing her around, but said he never Ike Turnered her in any way. Russell was also facing a $1.5 million lawsuit from a company that claims he and Taylor skimmed money off the top to pay for their lifestyle.
Russell is survived by his 5-year-old daughter with Taylor and his two sons from a previous relationship.
The show that is partially responsible for planting the demon seed that created the collagen vine of crazy called the Real Housewives will be thrown into the TV graveyard in May after 8 seasons. Deadline says that Teri Snatcher will have to find a new show to live out her stripper fantasies and Marc Cherry will have to find new actresses to bitch slap in the face, because ABC is killing that shit the same way Marcia Cross killed all the feeling in her face with Botox. 51 million people to still watch that mess worldwide and it still makes money, so who knows they are dumping it.
I still watch every single episode of Desperate Housewives and I still don’t know why. After I watch an episode I get that same feeling I get whenever I wash my hands before fapping: WHY? What’s the point? Maybe I keep Desperate Housewives in my Tivo, because it’s there and sometimes it has hot man nipples. Basically, those are the same reasons why some of you still read this site.
The only way for DH to end is for us to find out that Bree Van de Kamp is actually Dr. Kimberly Shaw in the Witness Protection Program and bitch goes crazy again which causes her to blow up Wisteria Lane. The last shot should be of Kimberly Shaw ripping off her ginger wig while those hos burns
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In a move that even Alison the Slycic’s e-cig could’ve predicted, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Taylor Armstrong has dropped divorce papers in the lap of her cunt-hearted creeper husband Russell Armstrong after 6 years of marriage. Russell is going broke and it’s obvious to everyone that Taylor only married him for his cash, so she’s doing what every gold digger should do when her shovel comes up empty: bitch is packing up her pool noodle lips and getting out of there.
Out of fear that the gallons of collagen in her lips will burn off from all the quivering it does while she cries about how empty her husband’s checking account is, Taylor Lipstrong tells People that she has decided to leave his ass for good.
“It was a difficult decision but I have decided to file for divorce from Russell. Although we have tried our best to work out our differences, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of our family that we separate. Together we are the proud parents of a sweet and wonderful little girl and she remains my number one priority. I am sad for my marriage to come to an end, but am confident that this is the right choice for all involved.”
Taylor is a superficial, puppy-hating, annoying gnat that looks like she just crawled out of a vat of acid in
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In news that even Alison the Slycic could have predicted, Taylor Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her skeezer slimehole of a husband Russell have quietly tiptoed away from their marriage. Taylor has said that her 7-year-old marriage to Russell has become nothing but a business arrangement and he always has a tortured look on his face like he’s a stupid argument away from giving up on life. (No, I don’t mean suicide, silly! I mean that he’ll only get around on a Hoveround, won’t ever change his underwear, will only survive on items found on a drive-thru menu and won’t bathe unless an order from the health department forces him to do so. Like half of America!)
Most of Taylor and Russell’s problems come from the fact they’ve got Aston Martin tastes on a Yugo GV budget. Their frivolous spending habits have left their finances as empty as a plastic surgeon’s entire supply of Juvederm when Taylor comes to visit. A source says that Taylor has moved out and is so upset that she’s lost 15 pounds.
How can Taylor lose 15 pounds when bitch doesn’t even weigh 15 pounds! Poor ho is probably nothing but yallaw weave, bones and lips now. Like the bottom of a box of KFC after Jessica Simpson ravages through it.
This is for the best, though. Taylor is a crazy gold digger who
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