OctoMom has 15 mouths to feed, doesn’t have a steady job, gets at least $4,000 a month in public assistance, is losing her house and owes her creditors $1 million. So in order to dig herself out of the mountain of bills that is bigger than the mountain of dirty diapers in her kitchen, she can either try to sell some of her kids to Brangelina (“This one looks really good wearing all black, Angie!“) or she can declare bankruptcy and tap her octopussy on camera for a check. Octo is going with the second option. I’ll wait here while you update your “Things I Don’t Want To Put My Eyeballs On But Will Put My Eyeballs On Because I Like To Feel Dead Inside While Watching Porn” list.
Octo tells E! News that she’s hoping to start over financially by taking a Magic Eraser to her outstanding invoices from Verizon Wireless, Orkin Pest Control (note: that joke is too easy), the DMV, a Christian school, Sparkletts, Indy Mac Mortgage and a few utility companies. Octo filed for Chapter 7 on Friday and in the documents she says that she has $50,000 in assets and $1 million worth of liabilities. Octo went on to tell E!:
“I have had to make some very difficult decisions this year and Filing Chapter 7 was one of them. But I have to
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