Anybody who was born after 1994 is probably like, “Who’s Janeane Garofalo?” and that’s the same question her husband of 20 years asked recently. We all have a secret husband we forgot we were married to and Janeane Garofalo found out about hers last week. During a reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show” at The New York Comedy Festival on Saturday, Janeane told the audience that she was married to one of the show’s writers for 20 years and didn’t know it.
“Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight. We were married for 20 years until this evening. We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”
After they accidentally got married and broke up, Rob went on to produce The Big Bang Theory, so you know what that means? GET THAT MONEY, JANEANE!
But seriously, we now know the secret to a long-lasting, successful marriage. Get married, move into separate houses in separate cities, live separate lives, never see each other, fuck other people, forget each other’s faces, forget each other’s names and after 20 years of doing that you can finally say that you’ve had a fulfilling marriage. That’s how you do it. Janeane broke the code!
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· As if your crush on Mila Kunis wasn’t big enough, the Friends With Benefits star used fluent Russian during a press conference last week to dress down a female reporter who wondered why Justin Timberlake stopped being a musician. Sure, you could deduct points from Kunis’s badass scorecard because she was actually born in the Ukraine — thus making her Russian language skills slightly less impressive — but don’t be a hater. Click ahead to watch, then stick around for more Buzz Break.
Per Hollywood.com, Kunis says something along the lines of, “Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” Burn. [via Hollywood.com]
· The non A-list cast of Wet Hot American Summer (read: not Bradley Cooper, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks) got together in Brooklyn last night to celebrate the 10th anniversary of that cult film. Rudd and Poehler sent videos along, however, while cast members Ken Marino and Janeane Garofalo showed up in character. [Vulture]
· Melisa Wallack — the writer on the Relativity Media version of Snow White — has been hired by Universal for Emily the Strange. Chloe Moretz is attached to star in adaptation as the “punky goth cult figure.” [THR/Heat Vision]
· Morgan Spurlock and Hulu are teaming for the online viewing hub’s first ever series, A Day in the Life. The documentary-y series will focus on days in the lives of famous people like Richard Branson, will.i.am and Girl Talk. [Deadline]
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You know how David Wain was toying with the idea of directing a Wet Hot American Summer prequel in which all of the middle-aged cast members appear as 16-year-olds? Well, that project may not just be another sequel pipe dream because five of the original film’s actors have already agreed to return to Camp Firewood.
Now granted, Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Janeane Garofalo, and David Hyde Pierce just told EW that they would love to do a WHAS sequel (and they did not sign their names on any studio contract), but still: that’s hope! Here are a few of the casts’ enthusiastic opinions on another film.
Michael Showalter: “I really hope it happens. […] I’m really excited for the idea of a sequel, or a prequel, or for the first-ever movie that is both a prequel and a sequel. Although David pointed out that that’s Godfather II.”
Elizabeth Banks: “Look, any chance to get that group of people all together in a room I will take. […] It’s been such a blessing on my life that I got to be included in that circle of people.”
Chris Meloni: “Oh, fuck yeah, in a heartbeat.”
Paul Rudd: “It’s been discussed over the last decade in various forms and incarnations. I think we would all be up for doing it.”
Can we please make this happen?
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· Former 24 actress and comedienne Janeane Garofalo is close to signing onto CBS’ Criminal Minds spin-off. The new series, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, already stars Oscar-winning Forest Whitaker as the head of a pack of agents within the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Garofalo starred in a medical drama pilot earlier this year from John Wells which was never picked up to series. [EW]
A CW star gets his fangs, a murderer asks for $1 million, and more TV Bites after the jump.
· Former Smallville actor Sam Witwer is joining Syfy’s remake of the U.K. supernatural dramedy Being Human as a vampire. [EW]
· In other news, Joran van der Sloot — the Dutchman who confessed to killing Stephany Flores in Peru last month and who remains a person of interest in Natalee Holloway’s 2005 disappearance — will only agree to a television interview if he gets paid $1 million. [Popeater]
· CSI franchise showrunners Carol Mendelsohn and Ann Donahue have inked new deals with the network for another four years each. [THR]
