Lawrence Wright’s 26-page expose on Scientology for The New Yorker has everything you want in a theatrical cunt gay drama including human-trafficking charges, Tommy Girl tantrums, slave beatings by the hand of David Miscavige, a game of musical chairs set to “Bohemian Rhapsody” and blackmail. Lawrence’s piece focuses a lot on film director and former high-ranking Scientologist Paul Haggis who checked out of L. Ron’s house because they pretty much hugged and supported California’s Prop 8.
Paul and Lawrence both have serious stories and you should get into that shit if you’ve got the time. But the one I’m telling you now comes from Josh Brolin. Josh tiptoed into the barley water gutter for a few seconds in a moment of “real desperation.” Josh quickly jumped out after he realizing that he prefers his CRAZY with a lot more fun. But Josh walked away with this gem:
Brolin says that he once witnessed John Travolta practicing Scientology. Brolin was at a dinner party in Los Angeles with Travolta and Marlon Brando. Brando arrived with a cut on his leg, and explained that he had injured himself while helping a stranded motorist on the Pacific Coast Highway. He was in pain. Travolta offered to help, saying that he had just reached a new level in Scientology. Travolta touched Brando’s
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Katharine Hepburn has won 4 Oscars for Best Actress. Megan Fox was nominated for “Best WTF Moment” at the MTV Movie Awards. Katharine Hepburn is ranked the #1 actress in AFI’s “50 Greatest Movie Legends.” Megan Fox is ranked #3 in the hotties with the hottest rack list on Michael Bay’s basement refrigerator. Katharine Hepburn is considered one of the greatest actors of all time. Megan Fox is considered one of the dumbest bitches of all time.
So you can completely understand why Josh Brolin is hailing Megan Fox as the Katharine Hepburn of this generation. This is what Josh tells Playboy (via Contact Music):
“What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she’s doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn’t understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, ‘OK, she was incredible.’ I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting.”
Josh Brolin is not alone. Earlier this year, Mickey Rourke said Megan was the most talented actress he has ever worked with. The fuck? Does she lick the taint that good?
I’m sure my night nurse at the retirement home will be spoon feeding me my own words when we watch Megan Fox accept the Honorary M. Night Shyamalan Lifetime Achivement Award at the Oscars in 40 years.
