If Elmo’s sucio ass didn’t pay for that bus time handy from OctoMom then he better FedEx her a cashiers check ASAP, because ho needs money now more than ever. I don’t know how they did it, but TMZ somehow got a hold of (cut to OctoGranny with an oh-so-guilty “It wuzzint me!” look on her face) a picture of an EBT card with OctoMom’s government name on it.
TMZ points out that Octo swore on her fame-making uterus in the past that she’d never open her hands to government assistance, but with 14 hungry eating holes to fill and her offers drying up faster than her relevancy, she had to raise the Help A Bitch Out flag. Octo makes less than $119,000 a year and has 15 mouths to feed, so she qualifies for a $2000 monthly food only allowance from the State of California. TMZ source’s say that Octo is also trying to cut her monthly expenses by pulling all but one child (who is autistic) from private school.
A bitch can argue that Octo did this to herself, but those 10 thousand million chirruns didn’t do this to themselves and they gotta eat. Damn. If crazy was a protein, they could nibble on the crazy their mom gives off, but it ain’t. I’m assuming Octo has some kind of other income falling into her wallet, because I don’t know how
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