The New York Film Critics Circle Award winners are starting to take shape. Movieline will keep you updated as the honorees are announced. The list begins after the jump:
Best Non-Fiction Film: The Central Park Five, Ken Burns, Sarah Burns, David McMahon
Best First Film: How to Survive A Plague, director: David France.
Best Cinematographer: Greig Fraser, Zero Dark Thirty
This singer appears to have the perfect marriage, despite the initial controversy that surrounded her union. A baby, a doting husband….oh, wait, he isn’t so committed as it would appear. In fact, he still secretly hooks up with his ex. If more proof is needed that a leopard never changes its spots, then this would be it. Hint: She has recently, recently been in the spotlight. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)
Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz? Dionne Warwick and all her Psychic Friends could’ve seen this coming. Alicia is a new kind of dumb if she didn’t think that at one point in her marriage her nostrils would be inhaling unfamiliar cooch fumes coming from her husband’s dick.
Which former Disney kids were caught on video doing cocaine with the actress daughter of a famous Hollywood star who’s currently battling her own addiction problems? The young stars were caught on cell phone cameras at a house party, where they were snorting lines as they giggled at old episodes of the show that launched their careers! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Rumer Willis, Miley Cyrus and somebody else? I bet Rumer could cut a serious line with her chin.
What C list wannabe hip hop singer/and “actor” scored drugs for his now dead ex-girlfriend before she died? (CDAN)
Ray-J & Nippy? Hell
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Which now-married Hollywood he-man’s favorite pastime in his single days was receiving oral favors in hot tubs after a long day’s work — and didn’t care whether the favor came from a woman or a man? (Page Six)
It’s not Mel Gibson, because he’s never gotten a blow before, during or after Jacuzzi even though it’s always been at the tippity top of his life goals (right under “motorboat Princess Lolly’s sugar tits”). Dolph Lundgren is way too obvious since he played He-Man, so I’ll guess Sylvester Stallone?
This also makes me wish that my 12th grade P.E. teacher taught us how to give a beej in a hot tub without a snorkel instead of the backstroke and other useless shit!
This one is bizarre. It isn’t that breakups among celebrity couples is not common. This one though is just weird when you consider the participants. This foreign born B- list actor who has an impressive body of work has been married for a very long time to someone who has an impressive body and people have thought so for years. Anyway, she used to be an actress but gave it up when she got married. Well, it seems there was a recent reunion of the cast of one of her old very hit movies and she got together with a guy who wanted her in that movie. He is an actor too
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This A list married couple. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place. (CDAN)
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millipeenorwhatever? I can’t really picture Oscar winner and Ivy Leaguer Natalie Portman screaming about cash for an hour straight, so I’m sure she had her yelling double do about 84% of the shouting.
This could also be Xtina, but I don’t think she’s been drunk enough to put a shiny hitchin’ ring on her dude’s finger.
This A list married couple with A+ name recognition is going through big problems right now. The reason? The husband has started drinking again (which his wife knows about), doing drugs (his wife does not know), and sleeping with random women (his wife knows about one). (CDAN)
Buzz and Lois Aldrin, of course. DUH! Or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner?
Which married-with-kids Oscar winner turned heads when he popped into a spa in Hawaii known for its “happy endings?” The actress-wife of this tall actor/writer/director/producer knows all about her hubby’s “special massages”. She turns a blind eye to keep their
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This Twilight actor gets lot of sex. The thing is, he is a big germaphobe so he insists on the women he sleeps with do not kiss him and wear surgical gloves. Yeah, sounds fun. (CDAN)
And I bet he has to squirt Purell on his peen before, during and after. “Sounds hot” – Howie Mandel.
I’m going to go with Kellan Lutz, because for some reason I can picture him screaming and reaching for a surgical mask when a girl queefs.
This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed. (CDAN)
Charlie Sheen? Blame it on the coke.
This professional athlete, who is based on the coast, is having an affair. What makes this interesting is that the athlete is supposedly very happy in his marriage. And he is cheating on his wife with someone they both know. His teammate. Yes, a man. We actually didn’t know that the athlete had any interest in batting for the other team, so this is totally coming out of left field. (Blind Gossip)
This is probably about two baseball players, but since I need to an image to stay with me all weekend long I’ll go with Crispy Ronaldo and Becks? It probably takes both of them hours to
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