One of Katy Perry’s goals in life, next to shooting everything found in a grocer’s fridge section out of her tits, must be to hump on every mega man skank on the CDC’s most wanted list. Because Katy has gone from riding on Russell Brand to taking a ride on John Mayer’s David Duke dick. Katy and John left Chateau Marmont together last night, and UsWeekly says that before every paps’ lens got covered in herp sores by taking these pictures, they were kissing each other inside the hotel:
Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, had a leisurely dinner together at Chateau Marmont, an observer tells Us Weekly. And the date, the witness adds, was definitely romantic, with the “Teenage Dream” singer and Mayer “holding hands across the table,” sneaking kisses, and laughing.
Katy and John have apparently been bumping nipples for almost two months now. So, Katy’s douchedar is still broken and she’s obviously still into the kind of dude who looks like he’s got 3 out of 5 basic food groups stuck to the bottom of his peen. Hopefully, Katy grabbed that plastic bag floating through the wind and wrapped it around John’s peen several times before she got on that shit.
And if the Anne Shirley of hussies Taylor Swift has hit it and wrote a song about it, you should stay away from it.
Water is wet, I flicked at my nipple while using the neti pot this morning, Tommy Girl took his toast with a thick layer of nut butter and Lindsay Lohan allegedly snorted her way to fucked up and back on Sunday night. The headline “Lindsay Lohan Gets Loaded at Chateau Marmont” is about as shocking as the headline “Angelina Jolie Only Ate Air Today,” but let’s hear what Radar has to say about this mess anyway. Radar’s source claims that at a SAG Awards party at Chateau Marmont on Sunday night, Blohan slurred her words and her eyes were so damn glassy that you could’ve cut a line on them. Apparently, she tried to look like the epitome of sober by only sipping on water, but her coke burnt nose told a different story. So said the source:
“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted. [She] was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night. Lindsay was
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