Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen prove that nothing sells denim shorts like the “catch a troll fart” pose – Hollywood Tuna
The Payless of fashion reality shows gets Nicole Richie as a judge – Lainey Gossip
DORIAN LORD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! – Reuters
Megan Fox or an Asian cyborg? – The Berry
Boring Nicky Hilton is boring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The unsexiest fake lesbian action you’ll see all week – The Superficial
It’s the job of every president to call it “the internets” and Obama fulfilled that duty yesterday – The Daily What
Little Mister Sunshine – Towleroad
Kimbo Stewart takes Benicio Del Toro’s unborn wolf baby out for some Pinkberry – ICYDK
Joan Rivers to Jennifer Garner: “Leave him! He’s a pokaaaaah playah! A pooookaaaaah playa! Does he even know his friend’s last names?” – Celebitchy
Halle Berry’s got the hair of a snotty schoolboy circa 1964 – Popoholic
Did Bob Saget art direct this Olsens photo shoot? – Hollywood Tuna
And then after Justin Timberlake’s mom caught him in bed with a girl, she mom screamed, “Britney, why do you have a Cheeto shoved up his…OH MY GOD” – Just Jared
Couldn’t Emma Watson let DanRad and the ginger one borrow her brush? – Popsugar
Kate Middleton is still in Canada – Moe Jackson
Ageless tattoos – Cityrag
Kelly Osbourne was either sucking face or on the wrong end of an Xtina sneeze - I’m Not Obsessed
Ugh, Ugh, Douche – Hollywood Rag
Modern Family’s baby Lily got fired – SOW
It feels like it was just yesterday when little Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were quipping, “You got it, duuuude!” as the adorable living Troll doll Michelle Tanner on ABC’s TGIF staple Full House. And yet, this week, the Olsen twins turned 25. Why, the time crept up on all of us here at Movieline HQ like a New York Minute*! In honor of how fast those little Olsen twins grew up into full-grown full-blown grown-ups with billion-dollar fashion and merchandising interests and tabloid-baiting personal lives, relive the last quarter century in Olsen twins fashion in Movieline’s slideshow, after the jump.
Click to launch the slideshow, and don’t have a cow!
*[Requisite punny Olsen twins joke credit: S.T. VanAirsdale]
[Photo credit: Getty Images]
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen slithered out of the Death Eaters lair last night to attend Stand Up For Scleroderma at Carolines On Broadway in NYC and they ran into Bob Saget on the red carpet! They could all do lines together off of Stephanie’s Mr. Bear without worrying about that tight ass prude DJ calling TPS (Troll Protective Services).
Nevermind that the Olsens look like they gnawed off a squirrel’s crotch hairs and pasted that shit over their eyebrows or that kinky Bob Saget’s thinking about how he wants to role play as Willow characters with them, where is Kimmy Gibbler? Even the tiniest Full House reunion is not complete without Kimmy Gibbler. Eh. Maybe watching the Olsens nibble on roach antennas and hiss at small children is much too real for Kimmy to bear. Kimmy always had a weak stomach.
