Heather Bormann, the party bus driver who accused Matthew Fox of one two punching her in the poon and titty area mysteriously withdrew her case against him back in April. And we’re hearing about it just a few days after Dominic Monaghan became the baddest Hobbit in the Shire for blatantly saying that Matthew Fox regularly whoops on women. Hmmmm… Interesting, right? If we were all on the Lost island and this moment was directed by J.J. Abrams, we’d all open our eyes really big and then the music would swell and shit before the screen goes black. Then that Bad Robot bitch would pop up while some dude says some shit like, “Later on Jimmy Kimmel, Jessica Alba…” Yes, it’s THAT suspicious.
Entertainment Weekly says that Heather’s lawyer pulled the case in April, because she didn’t pay his bill and didn’t give him all of the information he needed to move forward. TMZ says that Heather can’t file the lawsuit again and her lawyer claims that Matthew Fox didn’t pay her off. Heather’s lawyer also tells TMZ that she was a pain in his taint and that’s why he dropped her. He believes that Heather stopped cooperating, because Matthew Fox’s team of lawyers threatened to go all out in their war against her.
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Before we get back on Matthew Fox’s Dharma party van of pussy punches, I should let you know that mug shot isn’t really Matthew Fox and has been around for years. I know. I wish that after Matthew allegedly right hooked a trick in the tit, he wept like a strained turtle whose head is too fat to hide in its shell during his mug shot session.
CNN says that prosecutors in Cleveland have charged Dr. Jack Shepard with assault for acting like a drunk assbag when he threw fists at a (to be read in the slurry voice of a boozed bitch with a party yard long cup in hand) PAAAAAAAARTY BUUUUUS driver when she refused to let him on. The party bus driver Heather Bormann said that Matthew punched her in the legs, but his fists eventually ended up on her chichi sacks and coochie zone. Heather turned off Matthew’s punches by fisting him in the face. Matthew was detained by the police that night but quickly released. Prosecutors took pictures of the bruises that Matthew left on Heather’s arms and legs. Matthew has said nothing about this so far.
Let’s see. Jin was busted for DUI. Libby was busted for DUI. Ana Lucia was busted for DUI. Mr. Eko was busted for driving without a license. And now Matthew Fox. The LOST curse will never leave the island!
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Full Story »An update in the curious saga of that one time Matthew Fox allegedly got too drunk while in Cleveland (where he’s filming I, Alex Cross with Tyler Perry) and punched a party bus driver in the… well, he allegedly punched her in multiple parts of the body. Let’s leave it at that. The 29-year-old woman has now officially filed assault charges against the actor, who was not arrested by police following the Sunday night incident. (Incidentally, Fox plays a mob killer opposite Perry’s titular hero in Alex Cross.) Developing… [CNN]
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File this under: Now this mess should’ve been the real ending to Lost.
Jack Sawyer (real name: Matthew Fox) is currently shooting a movie in Cleveland, Ohio, and on Saturday night he was all ready to party like he’s going back to the island but not everybody was down with his plan. TMZ says that Matthew was trying to get on a private party bus even though his ass wasn’t on the list. The bus driver tried to party block Matthew and refused to let him on. Heather Bormann said that Matthew must’ve been drinking too many of those Dharma-tinis, because he was every kind of drunk and had no idea what she was saying.
When Heather tried to get him off the bus, Matthew allegedly used his Party of Five fingers to punch her in the chichis and then followed it up with a fist to the gunt. Heather says that he kept crotch punching at her so she had to stop his fists from flying by punching him back in the jaw. Matthew fell back as he spat up blood. Heather said she did it in self-defense and to stop drunk Matthew from giving her black and blue nipples.
Matthew was handcuffed by the police but never arrested. They released him to a friend who took him back to the hotel.
Unless you’re on the Chris Brown Party Bus, what kind of asshole tries to fist a vag and turns a pair of titties into punching bags? Well, I guess we’re living in a world where Jack’s new saying is “Live together, drunk punch pussies and titties alone.”
Riley Griffiths is gonna love this casting news. Deadline reports that former Lost star Matthew Fox is in talks to join the cast of World War Z opposite Brad Pitt, James Badge Dale and Mirielle Enos. The half-cry goes big screen! Ed Harris is also in discussions to co-star. [Deadline]
