FOX and Ryan Murphy both felt the lukewarm, whiskey-scented, Parliament-infused wrath of White Oprah after GOOP’s character called her precious child “crazy” on an episode of Glee. White Oprah stumbled up to the front gate of FOX and nearly dropped the bottle of the Thunderbird in her hand as she vowed to destroy those hateful bitches for telling the truth about her meal ticket! Then White Oprah passed out on the steps and by the time one of FOX’s gardeners woke her up by leaf blowing her in the face, she forgot all about it! Or at least I thought she forgot all about it, because there was no lawsuit. But look at what we have here.
TVLine says that Lindsay Lohan is “in talks” to play Lindsay Lohan in one of the last episodes of the season. I’m going to guess that the only reason this is happening is because this is part of LiLo’s settlement deal with FOX, as well as White Oprah getting 7 minutes in heaven (for her, 7 minutes in the 9th circle for him) with Matthew Morrison’s nipple.
A source tells TVLine that LiLo will be a “celebrity” judge at Nationals. This shit hasn’t been confirmed, but FOX did confirm that Whoopi Goldberg is playing a drama school professor in several episodes.
The good news is that LiLo is playing a judge,
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Full Story »· Well done, Internet; well done! Saturday Night Live writer Mike O’Brien debuted his new web series 7 Minutes With Heaven on Friday, and guest Kristen Wiig is more than up to the challenge of appearing on a show set inside a closet. Watch the Bridesmaids star mug for the camera, hide under a dress and make claustrophobia look as hilarious as possible. The only problem? The episode isn’t seven minutes long! Guess 4 Minutes and 31 Seconds in Heaven wasn’t as catchy. Your Friday Buzz Break is here.
Head over to the 7 Minutes in Heaven YouTube page to watch episodes with Andy Cohen and Movieline fave Elijah Wood.
· Why do people think Crazy, Stupid, Love. star Steve Carell is the nicest person in Hollywood? He’s not so sure. “I think I’m averagely nice to people and I think that gets overblown. I think if you treat people with the sort of respect you would want to be treated with, that’s all you can ask from anyone. And that’s all I really ask of myself. You know, Tom Hanks makes me look like an asshole. So, I think I have a long way to go in order to achieve true nice-guy status.” [Moviefone]
· “Clark Gable’s Grandson Arrested for Allegedly Pointing Laser at LAPD Helicopter.” [THR]
· Willem Dafoe is in early talks to play a “rogue scientist” in Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim. [Variety]
· Spend your weekend watch clips from William Shatner’s ten most unintentionally hilarious roles, 1968-1978 edition. [SplitSider]
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Ever since Mel Gibson called a lady officer “Sugar Tits” and told a Jewish officer that his people are what is wrong with this world, The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department has been silently waiting in the dark for the chance to jump his ass. Well, their chance has come. UsWeekly reports that the Sheriff’s Department has started a file on Mel Gibson entitled: “Revenge Is A Sugar-Tittied Bitch.“
They are investigating Oksana Grigorieva’s claims that Mel exorcised his crazy all over her by beating on her several times. A rep for the Sheriff’s Department had this to say:
“We opened an investigation into allegations and those do involved domestic violence and other things. We did our first interview on Monday and the investigation is on-going. When it is compete, we will turn it over to the District Attorney just like we do in any case. We take these allegations seriously and we are moving ahead. It will be a thorough and exacting (investigation). The DA will be the ultimate purveyor of what will happen.”
While I do think that Mel seems about as pleasant as 7 minutes in heaven with a bear trap, I will refrain from stamping a “GUILTY” label on top of his forehead until concrete evidence comes out. What am I going about on? He’s Mel Gibson! That’s all the evidence we need. Throw him in general population and air it live on webcam! Not since the Shiba Inu puppy cam….
