Anthony Weiner finally closed the Weinergate by announcing he’s resigning from the House of Representatives during a press conference this afternoon in Brooklyn. All because he simply sent a trick a picture of his democradick (I’m sorry)! Facebook fucking and webcam dick pictures has claimed another!
And it’s a little fitting that this whole mess ended the same way it started: with some ho asking the question, “Are you more than seven inches?” Benjy from The Howard Stern Show heckled Weiner during his speech and shouted shit like “Were you fully erect?” and “Bye bye pervert!” Weiner kept his head up, stayed hard and didn’t waver (put your hand down your pants and read that again for a quick jolt).
There was no way Weiner was going to break. Nancy Pelosi already yelled those same exact lines at him in the locker room, so he’s used to it by now.
Nancy Pelosi wants Weiner to pull out of congress, his wife is pregnant with their first child, he was under investigation for possibly making Chris Hansen’s brow lift by having an online relationship with a 17 year old girl and so naturally he’s trying to solve all of his problems by checking into a Tweetment treatment center! Because when all else fails, hide your face (and wang) in rehab!
A rep for Anthony Weiner’s office didn’t say if he was officially going to resign (the rumor is he’s going to do so next week when his wife comes back from the Middle East), but she did issue a statement of words which basically translates into “We hit the DAMAGE CONTROL button and it opened a trap door to rehab.”
“Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person. In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well.”
Congressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents.”
Oh, I see he’s going to that same rehab for dumb fucks Tiger Woods graduated
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You can’t make it up: The Weinstein Company just announced its acquisition of Tribeca premiere The Bully Project, director Lee Hirsch’s buzzy documentary about the bullying epidemic afflicting kids, schools and families nationwide. The implication is that this will be TWC’s designated Oscar doc for 2012, and by all indications thus far at the festival, it should be. But first: How awesome is it to read Harvey Weinstein inveighing against bullying?
Deadline had the initial report, and TWC soon followed up with an official release quoting Harvey:
“After my team saw The Bully Project, they immediately called and urged me to see it. I am glad they did. As a parent of four, bullying is an issue that concerns me deeply, and I jumped at the opportunity to be involved with a film that could help eradicate this plague once and for all.”
Unless your kids are directors, producers, editors, sales agents, exhibitors, TWC underlings, select journalists and/or Nancy Pelosi, I guess. But one thing at at a time! Congrats to all, and mark your preliminary Oscar pools accordingly.
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