Cruella de Stone shows the young hos how to really make a hose (or two, or three, or four) rise - Lainey Gossip
Your day isn’t complete without a new set of pictures from the never-ending “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” series – Popoholic
Phoebe Price needs to call up her lawyers, because Sophie Turner is totally stealing her “random posing in the middle of an airport” act – Hollywood Tuna
Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley had another baby and they’re lucky that this one’s not a boy or Madonna would’ve dated him in 18 years – Celebitchy
Dr. Oz should stick to telling us how our poops should be shaped like bananas - Towleroad
I am only for this if Wolverine gets a big song and dance number at the end – The Superficial
S&M Nickelodeon-style – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Stewart needs to take her hair to the pet groomers – Popsugar
Jude Law is okay with not being the twink anymore – The Berry
Here’s Owen Wilson’s nipples, because why not? – Just Jared
It looks like Zachary Quinto keeps a box of Veet For Your Butt in his bathroom cabinet – OMG Blog
And yet, this was still less painful than being married to
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January Jones dyed her hair brown and she might’ve done it to get us all talking about something other than how her baby is look really Vaughn-ish in the face - Celebitchy
Johnny Depp looks like a human version of a Santa Fe gift shop for tourists, but what else is new? – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel wants Justin Timberlake to direct her in a movie……. – The Superficial
How dare that Vida Guerra wear the same Halloween costume as you - Hollywood Tuna
There’s nothing sexy about that funeral wreath on homegirl’s back – Drunken Stepfather
Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist crazies who look like the kind of kinky pigs you’d see trolling the troughs at a gay leather bar – Towleroad
The Hollywood Reporter’s award-winning ladies issue is missing Lindsay Lohan, because she’s obviously going to win an Oscar for Best Actress Who Would’ve Won Best Actress If Her TV Movie Came Out On The Big Screen – The Berry
Miley Cyrus wishes she looked as glamorous as Susan Powter – ICYDK
Did Jennifer Lawrence’s hairline jump back a few inches? – Popoholic
I see Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost got gender reassignment surgery and is now humping on fellow cave ho Ochocinco – Crunk + Disorderly
Is Megan
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The only thing this picture of Megan Fox in her husband’s new TV show tells me is that her nipples tasted like black licorice that night - Popoholic
Justin Bieber will eventually get to Selena Gomez when he writes a note in homeroom and gives it to Crystal who will pass it to the guy in the headgear who will pass it to the girl who eats her mocos who will pass it to Selena. You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape homeroom, Selena. - Lainey Gossip
Those gay boys on Days of Our Lives finally got laid – Towleroad
In “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” news, Leighton Meester doesn’t look like Leighton Meester in Flaunt. She looks more like Kim Kardashian in a coat made of Khloe’s back hair – Hollywood Tuna
This new Gwyneth Paltrow wax figure from GOOP looks more human than the real thing. That’s a wax figure, right? – Celebitchy
Please tell me this is all just a ruse to finally catch and arrest Kim Kardashian for crimes against humanity – The Superficial
Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa join gross forces to ruin cake for everyone - Drunken Stepfather
50 Cent is no Mimi…. or Liza Minnelli… or Jeanne Bice (RIP) or the other beautiful messes of shopping television – Videogum
Season 3 of American
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Barbara Walters’ arch rival Lindsay Lohan is continuing to pimp out Liz & Dick and last night she did so (sort of) on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Proving that she’s way more tolerable when she doesn’t speak, LiLo performed in Jimmy’s “Let Us Play With Your Look” skit while looking like Janine from Ghostbusters after moving to the Village of the Damned. LiLo really has come a long way, because I can’t believe she’s got that much white stuff on her hands and she’s not trying to snort, smoke or lick it. Bitch is practically brand new.
Speaking of brand new, I need brand new ear drums after mine got hit and over and over again with the high-pitched shaky musical notes shooting out of Jimmy Fallon’s yodel hole. Jimmy is attacking my ears and he’s stealing Peter Pan Dude’s signature look while doing so. This entire skit is what scientists see when they look at two of LiLo’s corroded coke boogers under a microscope.
In other Blohan news, Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Liz & Dick, talked to reporters about what it was like to work with the freckled terror of Hollywood.
“We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if’ clauses. There never was a ‘what if
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“Hand me that Victoria’s Secret catalog, I need to order a new angel” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo to his butler after breaking up with Erin Heatheron - Just Jared
Faith Hill must’ve had the rubber bands on her braces changed that day, because I’d be really disappointed with her if she didn’t have black and orange ones for Halloween - Lainey Gossip
Disappointment is mistaking Kellie Pickler for Susan Powter - Hollywood Tuna
The NYC Marathon is canceled. But the Eat BBQ Chicharones On My Couch All Weekend Marathon is still on! – Towleroad
You know the 1990s fashion comeback is not a good thing when Emma Roberts is wearing a bodysuit with a snap crotch – Drunken Stepfather
RiRi, you nasty skank, take that finger out of your mouth! You know where it’s been. (It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt. It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt.) – The Superficial
The judge threw out Sam Lutfi’s case against The Spears Family, which means Bit Bit won’t have to take the stand. Boo. – Celebitchy
So many incest jokes fill my head when looking at that picture of Miley Cyrus tongue kissing a horse head – Popoholic
So that’s why when I go to the store to buy lifting weights (no, I don’t), they’re all out of stock. These panty creamers bought
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They tell me these are supposed to be pictures of Duchess Kate’s royal jewel box, but shit is so blurry that it could be Superman doing standing crunches for all I know – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather
How did New York Fashion Week go on without Blake NotSoLively sitting in the front row?! This question might never find its answer. – Lainey Gossip
Olivia Wilde’s make-up is so white, because she wanted to match her face to her dress – Popoholic
When I move back to L.A., am I only allowed to wear ugly boots and denim coochie cutters like Sophia Bush and every other trick there, because that’s basically what I wear now – Hollywood Tuna
I’ve seen the double portal to crazy and it’s in Victoria Jackson’s eyes – Towleroad
Nobody likes a cunty baby, which is why Gerber doesn’t really make vegan baby food – Celebitchy
Joanna Krupa isn’t getting any – The Superficial
Celebs and their not-so-famous siblings or in many cases, not-so-famous-hos and their really-not-so-famous siblings - The Berry
A skinnier Soleil Moon Frye or Jennifer Garner? – ICYDK
Spoken like a modern day Aristotle – Cityrag
I didn’t know Malin Akerman was married to the dude from Crazy Town – Just Jared
I didn’t know Ryan Lochte and Zuma Nesta Rossdale were homeboys – Popsugar
A Downtown Abbey prequel might happen – OMG Blog
“Bitch, that ain’t shit” said millions of Jews who just finished their Yom Kippur fast – Hollywood Rag
RiRi looks more like she’s ready for bed – I’m Not Obsessed
And I’m sure 50 Cent jacked his stack of pennies while he wrote every single one of these tweets – Crunk + Disorderly
Is it me or does Jim Carrey look like he’s dying a thousand deaths in the video below as he kills time on the set of Kick-Ass 2 in Toronto looking like the result of a night of passion between the Riddler’s mom and Sgt. Rock. That actually could be a good thing since stand-up comics, which Carrey was before he became an ac-tor, are great at converting humiliation and flop sweat into moments of brutal and dark comic brilliance — a tone that certainly worked for the first Kick-Ass movie.
In the Matthew Vaughn-directed sequel, Carrey plays Colonel Stars, a former mob enforcer who, if the character remains true to the comic series, found religion and formed (with his brother, Lieutenant Stripes) Justice Forever, a superhero group that also included Night Bitch (Lindy Booth) and Insect Man (Robert Emms), who can both be seen with Carrey in the video. Aaron Johnson, who plays the green-suited title character is also on hand. In the John Romita Jr.-drawn, Mark Millar-written comic, Stars ends up in a showdown with Red Mist/The Motherfucker (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) and his henchmen that does not turn out well.
Photos of Carrey in his crime-fighting get-up were posted on SlashFilm.com. The site also linked to the below YouTube video from SuperHeroHype.com that depicts Carrey and his co-stars on the set.
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher add another layer of slimy UGH on their relationship by wearing almost matching outfits. I bet they sit on the same side of the booth at restaurants too. – Popoholic
Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are still a thing and I would care about it, but I’m too busy wondering what kind of flavor of popcorn is in that plastic cup – Lainey Gossip
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! – Just Jared
Three words that should never be put together: Taylor Swift Cameltoe - The Superficial
Sharon Stone is glamour personified and her young piece is giving me the puckers – Hollywood Tuna
An artifact from the 80s co-signs what an artifact from 2005 said about gays – Towleroad
A side-eye from a dog friend really completes this picture of Sarah Harding’s butt cheeks – Drunken Stepfather
And let’s follow that up with a Zahara side-eye – Popsugar
Random panty creamers galore – The Berry
Amanda Bynes has finally done what all hos who can’t drive should do: moved to NYC – Celebitchy
RiRi must be high on the wrong stuff if she’s trying to smoke rock candy (or maybe those are the shiniest crack rocks I’ve ever seen) – ICYDK
Breakbad Mountain – OMG Blog
If you’re wondering what Megan Fox’s pregnancy farts smell like, just look at Brian Austin Green’s face for the answer – I’m Not Obsessed
20 animals who are way better at acting than Kristen Stewart – Cityrag
Lady GaGa doesn’t care if she’s Lady Gorda – Hollywood Rag
Foofy Foofy owes the real Gwen Stefani a for real apology – SOW
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Jake Gyllenhaal is going hairy balls out with that butch grizzly look and I can kind of want to watch him chop a tree down or wrestle a beaver (not a euphemism, this is Jakey we’re talking about) – Lainey Gossip
A side of troll boob provided by Hayden Panettiere – Hollywood Tuna
Homer Simpson should’ve voted for Roseanne – Towleroad
Morena Baccarin knows how to dress like a refined lady – Drunken Stepfather
Speaking of dressing like a refined lady, Brit Brit is the personification of sophistication as always – The Superficial
If I smoked Fiona Apple’s hash stash, some of these celebrities might look like twins to me – The Berry
#1 on iTunes: “Cut My Heart Open With A Restraining Order” by Taylor Swift – Celebitchy
Swizz Beak’s polo shirt has got me thirsty for a Tequila Sunrise – Just Jared
Everyone is dumping Amanda Bynes - ICYDK
Kate Upton’s puppies with puppies! – Popoholic
Either that’s her shorty short’s pocket or Jessica Simpson’s huge maxi-pad is trying to escape – Popsugar
Are we sure this isn’t another Adam Sandler character? – SOW
As the queens in the corner giggled… – OMG Blog
I can barely remember what happened to me 3 seconds ago, but Demi Lovato remembers feeling fat in her diaper at 3 years old – Hollywood Rag
They all act like they’ve never seen a hooker up close before – Cityrag
Brace your gag reflex for the return of Fist Brown and RiRi - I’m Not Obsessed
Gretchen Carlson got punked by a “former Obama supporter” on Fox & Friends. But this is nothing compared to the fact that Gretchen’s hairstylist has been punking her for years now - The Superficial
Keira Knightley wearing one of the Tin Man’s arm casts on the cover of Vogue - Lainey Gossip
But for why is Daniel Radcliffe in front of a Sears portrait studio backdrop? – Towleroad
This totally staged picture of Blake Lively showing off her engagement ring looks like an ad for Kay Jewelers. Every kiss begins with BARF! – Popsugar
Adrianne Curry has fans – Hollywood Tuna
25 is the number of firefighters it took to pry Pamela Anderson’s suction cup coochie off that entertainment console – Drunken Stepfather
SHOW OFF! – The Berry
Translation: Martha Stewart threatened to shank Blake Lively prison-style if she gave any info about her wedding to another magazine – Celebitchy
You know Finn Seyfried totally called the paps to take pictures of this kissing photo-op. FAME WHORE! – Just Jared
Kumquat and Jeroboam Martin are too good for American TV, but at least they’ll learn how to scream “Largate de mi casa!” from watching all those novelas – ICYDK
Please tell me those aren’t studded biker UGGs on Vanessa Hudgens’ feet – Popoholic
Edward Quartermaine has passed away – SOW
Justin Bieber’s father was
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