Those Two Pretty People From Vampire Diaries Broke Up

But didn’t they have a cat together? THINK OF THE PUSSY!

UsWeekly says that things might be a little awkward on the Vampire Diaries set, because Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have stopped wet humping each other behind the cameras. Nina and Dobrev started dating three years ago after meeting on the VD set and now they’re done. Some source says that they are “consummate professionals” (Note: If you just woke up and haven’t caffeined up your brain yet, you might’ve read that as “constipated professionals” like I did.) and “will continue to work together and remain best friends, which is where the relationship started.”

“We’ll remain best friends” really is the “over the moon” of break-up statements.

So there you go. One of those vampire couples set their love on fire. At least we still have Kristen Stewart and RPattz (SICK!) and Sookeh and Beeehl (BARF!).

And earlier this morning, Ian Somerhalder tweeted this:>

Who knew that when Ian Somerhalder’s heart breaks a little he turns into an Emo 7th grader who cuts with a butter knife and listens to Fall Out Boy ballads on a loop? But what I want to know is, did he smirk and throw smug eyes at the monitor while typing that tweet?