Happy Skanksgiving from gorgeous porn iguana Courtney Stodden! – Too Fab
I wonder if THE QUEEN said to Kate Winslet, “I’ll never let go, Rose, I’ll never let go“? – Lainey Gossip
Dear male models, this woman is snatching up your jobs, and yes, I’d hit it – Towleroad
JoJo’s dog seems traumatized by her duck face - Hollywood Tuna
Selena Gomez designed a shoe and she really shouldn’t have – The Berry
The Victoria’s Secret Angels have nipples and here they are – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Snorting coke cut with litter crystal really does make you extra funny – Celebitchy
At around this time tomorrow, those of us who fill our stomach bags will booze and turkey will be looking a lot like Reese Witherspoon’s baby – Popsugar
At around this time on Saturday, those of us who fill our stomach bags with booze and turkey will be looking a lot like this baby – Videogum
That dress makes Jessica Biel look like her titties have blown up to CoCo proportions – Popoholic
It’s a sad day for Kimora Lee Simmons’ chocha, because it’s done humping on that hot piece Djmon Hounsou – Just Jared
Or maybe she’s got a herp sore on her nostril? – Cityrag
InTouch Weekly thinks Kristen Stewart is trying hard to be the next Sienna Miller – ICYDK
If Eric Green’s NFL career doesn’t work out, he can always pick up his baseball bat dick and join the MLB – (NSFW) OMG Blog
So Ke$hit’s nipples probably have gingivitis – Hollywood Rag
MC Skat Kat should’ve stayed retired – HuffPo
Everybody is getting a divorce and add Danica Patrick to that list - I’m Not Obsessed
And now for gift from The Glittery Gaysians of YouTube. Here’s a bright shiny Asian jewel showing Beyonce up by recreating her video using only a MacBook Pro, his parent’s house, a few of his friends, a budget of almost zero and a wardrobe (aka a Snuggie) that is a million times more stylish than anything House of Dereon has ever designed. Keep the Visine handy, because this will blow glitter in your eyes from all different angles. – Crunk + Disorderly
Disappointment is the reaction I felt after seeing that the second coming of Jesus isn’t wearing a lace front – Lainey Gossip
How to make a gay-friendly Chick-Fil-A sandwich – Towleroad
Oh, here’s Nicole Kidman and a stached Clive Owen boning as the world ends – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I wonder what the Oxycontin pill that is Rush Limbaugh is going to say when he finds out that Catwoman gets her birth control from Gotham City’s Planned Parenthood? – The Superficial
Blake NotSoLively is one of those “I don’t work out! I eat whatever I want! BLAH BLAH BLAH” hos – Celebitchy
Something to feed your “dudes in suspenders” fetish – The Berry
Kim Kuntrashian is only screaming because she’s afraid her plastic face is going to fly off – ICYDK
Katie Holmes’ prayers for Tommy Girl to God were somehow redirected to Xenu’s voicemail – Videogum
Miley Cyrus’ dog
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Full Story »Filmmaker Alma Har’el (Bombay Beach) was originally going to film Icelandic outfit Sigur Ros for their “Fjögur píanó” music video, but then she apparently ran into Shia LaBeouf and the whole concept changed into a Big Idea-filled meditation involving nudity, interpretive dance, and an underwater acid trip. Of course! Watch the NSFW (but oddly gorgeous) short and ponder away after the jump.
“Originally [Har'el] was going to film us on super 8 in Iceland all playing the piano lines from the song,” explains bassist Georg Holm, “but then she rang and said she’d met Shia LaBeouf and they’d changed the idea. That was the last we heard of the concept and she told us nothing about what was going on.”
LaBeouf is joined by actress Denna Thomsen in the piece, one of a dozen videos commissioned by the band to accompany their latest album, “Valtari.” According to the Wall Street Journal, each filmmaker was given a $10,000 budget and carte blanche to deliver a video.
The video, Har’el suggests, “is about addiction to drugs, or sex, or anything–and how you get stuck in a cycle.” And the dead butterflies festooning the bedroom that imprisons the couple? The director says they symbolize “very beautiful things that die very fast,” the experiences or emotions that couple share ad nauseam. “For me, it’s about not knowing how to get out of something without causing pain to somebody else,” Har’el says. “For other people it might be about candy and fish. I’m down with that.
[via WSJ]
David Lynch has debuted the video for the title track of his album Crazy Clown Time, a thoroughly sick, depraved, tuneless, NSFW, barely watchable/listenable seven-minute romp through the filmmaker-cum-songwriter’s mental miasma. It’s the most literal-minded music video I’ve ever seen, which, with lines about pouring beer on people and lighting one’s hair aflame and running around the backyard, makes for some arresting imagery. As in, I almost can’t believe Lynch made this without getting arrested.
Anyway. It’s no “Firecracker,” but what is?
[via The Playlist]
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