Now that Piranha 3DD finally has an official release date, it’s time to roll out a very, very NSFW new red-band trailer for your viewing consideration. It is base, oversexed, gory, cheap-looking and patently disgusting in pretty much every conceivable way, featuring such steps down as stripper lifeguards, midcoital piranha attacks, and Gary Busey chewing the head off a live fish. It’s all just stupid enough to be kind of awesome.
I mean, David Hasselhoff is invoking Darwin here! We must be on to something.
[via IGN]
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2 Girls, 1 Cup! The cup is missing from the picture, because I’m currently wet heaving into it – Lainey Gossip
It looks like Whitney Houston didn’t have a Calgon moment gone wrong after all – The Superficial
This is not what I was expecting when I Googled “man’s best friend pulled out of long hole” – Towleroad
Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd make puckery labia lips on GQ – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The CDC legally forced Bombshit McGross to wear that t-shirt as a warning label, right? – Hollywood Tuna
David Gandy is on the market and the line forms to the left of NOT A CHANCE IN HELL – The Berry
FYI: Adele is permanently horny – Celebitchy
If there was a Tom of Finland comic book, Kellan Lutz would be the villain in it - Just Jared
It was nice of Alexis Carrington to lend St. Angie one of her old bath robes – ICYDK
Kate Upton wearing an arm bra in Esquire – Popoholic
Thirty seconds later Justin Theroux is like, “You can let me go now, I’m not going anywhere.” Forty five minutes later Justin is like, “No, seriously, I’m not going anywhere and I’m about to piss all over your stomach.” –
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Oh, look at this baby in pink thinking she’s way too cool for Prince Hot Ginge. Or maybe she’s not making eye contact because she knows that if she does she’ll instantly fall in love and will forever be pained in the heart since she’s way too young for him and they can never be. You’re stronger than me, baby in pink. You’re stronger than me. – Lainey Gossip
Lucci + Estefan + Seamen = WTF – Towleroad
Either Kellan Lutz just stared into the eyes of Medusa or he’s actually made of stone – The Berry
ASkars in ASkarf – The Superficial
The moment when Robin Wright remembers what it’s like to suck on Sean Penn’s peen – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A new uterus abuser and hair icon emerges – Celebitchy
The first GIF was pretty much me after I smoked my first joint. Looking for the cops to bust me and shit – Cityrag
This reminds me, if I ever get a herp sore I should try to dress it up with some gold glitter – Hollywood Tuna
MiserAlba at Fatburger – Popoholic
Why does this picture of Pepaw Pitt look like it was sketched in pencil by one of those Times Square street artists? – Just Jared
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The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you’re in luck, because it won’t be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! – The Superficial
Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing – Lainey Gossip
In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he’s converting to Buddhism – Celebitchy
Sophie Monk’s face looks like it’s made of watercolors - Hollywood Tuna
This isn’t going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin – Towleroad
Mini Anden’s nipple does Bazaar – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation – ICYDK
In “same ole, same ole” news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess – Popoholic
BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it’s 1999 - Just Jared
Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? – Popsugar
Here I am writing a Dlisted post – The Berry
Three words that might make your night:
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Controversial Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani was recently banned from her homeland after the French fashion magazine Madame Le Figaro published topless photos of her, thus prompting a support page on Facebook featuring other Iranian activists posing topless or entirely nude. Oy, guys, you’re doing it wrong.
I’m all for freedom and would love to see things like A Separation’s dual Oscar nominations and Farahani’s personal choices and just basic human rights of filmmakers like Jafar Panahi respected. Yes to all these things!
But let’s be honest: If your goal is to raise global awareness with a Facebook page in Farahani’s name, then you’re probably best off not turning the site into some lo-fi variation on AdultFriendFinder — which was never especially hi-fi to begin with. (Click the image at right for a NSFW look.) I doubt that the conservative-minded leaderships of both Facebook and Iran will be down with this, and then what? We’re right back where we started.
Anyway, the page is currently hovering around 3,500 likes. I’d lend it some #ConsiderUggie juice, but he’s nude in his photos, too, so hey. Anyone want to volunteer a more persuasive approach?
[via TheWrap]
Full Story »Docmaker Frederick Wiseman is legendary for his epic verite studies of institutions and the people who create, inhabit and/or operate them. He and his Zipporah Films banner are not quite as well-known for scandalously marketing said studies. But that was all before he made Crazy Horse, his all-access, skin-baring glimpse behind the scenes of the world’s most famous nude cabaret.
Thus the first trailer for Crazy Horse, likely prompting the first time the name Frederick Wiseman and the acronym “NSFW” have had occasion to share a sentence. (I’ve heard that family-friendly sites including the NY Times and IMDB declined to post the video, itself some kind of milestone that I nevertheless was unable to confirm as of this writing.) In any case, watch as Wiseman chronicles the culture at Paris’s racy, renowned venue, where choreographer Philippe Decoufflé is hard at work putting together a new revue called Désirs. It’s all a little disjointed at just under two minutes — and very, very French! — but hey: It’s Frederick Wiseman. This is an event! With boobies! Anything to pull in the kids, I guess.
Crazy Horse bows at New York’s Film Forum on Jan. 18 before (hopefully) rolling out to an art house near you. Have a look…
Full Story »To call the newly unveiled, NSFW redband trailer for Shame hot is an understatement, since it quickens the pulse in a delicious way that leads to much more than just sheer titillation. Watch as poor sex-addicted Michael Fassbender is wracked with torment as he rides the NYC subway, silently eye-fucking a gorgeous stranger on the train. However often they say men think about sex in a given day, this guy does multiplied by a thousand… and it’s wearing on his weary, helpless soul.
Consider that nary a word is spoken during this entire trailer and director Steve McQueen’s penetrating gaze is all the more impressive (paired, of course, with Fassbender’s magnificently sad, dreamy eyes). If Shame wasn’t on your must-see list, it’d better be now. (Is it hot and tortured in here now, or is it just me?)
Meanwhile, see where Fassbender’s carnal exploits take him in Movieline’s interactive map of Shame’s NYC.
Shame, rated NC-17, hits theaters in limited release on December 2.
[Fox Searchlight via Awards Daily]
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If you’ve watched Glee and thought to yourself that it would be so much better with some of Jonathan Groff’s bare dick in it, then this NSFW link is for you – OMG Blog
The mass panty creaming record might have been broken when Michael Assbender, Joel McHale and Ewan McGregor got on the stage together – Lainey Gossip
That’s not a baby in Katy Perry’s body. That’s where she keeps backstock of the whipped cream that shoots out of her nipples – The Superficial
It’s takes a lot of non-eating for Adriana Lima to get VS-ready – Celebitchy
RiRi likes humping yachts and touching air with her tongue - Hollywood Tuna
Cheryl Tweedy in InStyle – The Berry
But does Chelsea Handler still get a house discount at her ex-boyfriend’s hotels? – Just Jared
Tila Tecate is a boxer now – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The time I felt sympathy for a cigarette – ICYDK
Michelle Williams looks like a bell – Popoholic
Five words: PUPPY FACE IN A BASKET! – Popsugar
WRC has gotten so much better ever since Fruit of the Loom became a main sponsor – The Daily What
What in the hell kind of GD dress is JLove wearing? – Moe Jackson
A PMF (pre-meth face) picture of Aaron Carter – SOW
16 dogs make 16 different “you in the morning” faces – Cityrag
CoCo always keeps it elegant - Hollywood Rag
TURTLE TIME! – I’m Not Obsessed
“Yes, I will bareback fuck you in a San Diego hotel room,” said Ashton Kutcher to the forever fan whose beautiful tattoo was obviously written by a spambot – Videogum
If you hate your job and are looking for a job that you hate more to show you that your current job isn’t that bad, go work for GOOP! - Lainey Gossip
The only thing this tells me is that Shia LaDouche needs a stunt double at all times – The Superficial
Weston Cage has a crazy way of showing the world that he’s not crazy – Celebitchy
Matt Bomer needs help with getting his goods into a thong – Towleroad
I am ashamed to admit how many times I called a 555 number as a child. And by “child” I mean yesterday. – The Daily What
Miranda Kerr uses that old trick of hugging her bare boobs to sell jeans – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Rosie Huntington-Whitely uses that old trick of cupping her bare boobs to sell magazines – (site NSFW) Hollywood Tuna
Zachary Quinto is not using that old trick of cupping his bare boobs to sell this picture, but I wish he did – Just Jared
Another day, another set of pictures of a knocked up Beyonce walking her unborn golden child
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