Oscar-winning movie director Paul Haggis was a disciple of L. Ron Hubbard’s alien magic for 35 years, but he quit those crazy bitches over their support of Prop 8. Ever since then, Paul has been publicly dragging Xenu all over the place and he doesn’t seem to care that Scientology most likely has a dirt ditch in their backyard with his name on it. Every time a Scientology goon comes at him, he just points his finger behind them, screams “It’s E.T.!” and then runs to hide in the Big Gay Ice Cream truck (since Scientologists will never go into a place with ice cream AND gays in it).
After Vanity Fair put out an excerpt on their story about the search to find the third Mrs. Tommy Girl, Paul co-signed their story in an open letter he gave to Showbiz411. Vanity Fair claims that actress Nazanin Boniadi, who was a Scientologist at the time, was audited to become Tommy’s third robot beard, but she was kicked out of the running after it was decided she wasn’t famous enough. When Nazanin told a Scientologist friend about dating Tommy, Scientology punished her by making her dig ditches.
Scientology went to their publicist robot, hit the “canned denial” button (fun fact: their publicist
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Supposedly, Courtney Love’s financial situation is about as messy as the back of Tommy Girl’s silk chonies when Beck’s name comes up on his caller ID, so how did she queef up thousands of dollars at the Peace and Justice auction in NYC on Friday night?! Page Six says that not only did Court buy a walk-on role in Paul Haggis’ next movie, but she also put down $17,000 to have tea with the lusciously gorgeous afghan hound known as Adrien Brody.
Did Courtney pay for that shit using dozens of prepaid credit cards she came across during her crawls through the gutter? Or did she sell one of her organs to a group of scientists who want to know how she’s lived so long on a diet consisting only of nicotine particles, under nail dirt, (insert the name of every and any narcotic) and the dust bunnies that fly off her keyboard when she busts out a Twatter rant. Can’t say I blame her, because I’d Aron Ralston one of my arms to watch Adrien Brody dip his tea bags.
Apparently, so will Gerard Butler. One of Page Six’s sources say that he and Court got into a major bidding war over a tea date with Adrien.
Adrien is probably going to wish that The Butler won that battle when Courtney asks him to feed her a piece of his dickscotti. And for $17,000, the crazy bitch has every right to ask!
