My full body boner for Anderson Cooper has slowly gone halfway limp ever since I started watching his talk show (see: getting topless for Snooki) and so I haven’t been making your eyes roll by foaming at the fingers over him in post after post, but I’m taking a break from my break from the Silver Fox to bring you this clip of his latest giggle meltdown. Since above everything Andy Coo is a serious SERIOUS journalist, he reported on Dyngus Day during his CNN show last night and ho could not keep it together (at the 1:40 mark). It’s like somebody was tickling him in the dyngus with a pussy willow. QUICK, somebody tell a CNN intern to steal that chair, because I’m sure Andy left a little unicorn butt nectar on that seat from giggling so damn hard.
And in the great precious-off of April 2012, who wins? A Silver Fox giggling fit or a junkie kitty nom nom nom-ing on catnip?
The answer is: The Silver Fox giggling his silver-leafed ass lips off while watching the junkie kitty get its catnip fix.
(Thanks to Melissa and everybody else who sent this in)
RIP Yoda: Goodnight, sweet princess of beauty – The Daily What
A simple “I did not have sexual intercourse with dat woman” would’ve worked fine, Joel – Lainey Gossip
Seeing this trailer for Kathleen Turner’s new movie has proven that what the world really needs now is a sequel to Serial Mom. Kathleen Turner saying “pussy willows” makes my ears pucker – Towleroad
Short answer: WE’RE BOTH STUPID AND THIRSTAY FOR ATTENTION. - The Superficial
Still looks more natural than Lindsay Lohan – Celebitchy
CoCo’s “itching for a prostate exam” pose never gets old - Hollywood Tuna
Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker’s son’s snow cone head is so NOW with the grade school set – ICYDK
Zahara puts her signature up-eye away to throw a “haters gon hate” look – Popsugar
Stepford Katie’s twisting ankle confirms that she’s made of bendable robot parts - The Berry
Stacy Keibler squeezes out her last 15 seconds as “Clooney’s girl” by getting a spread in Maxim Australia – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Vanessa Hudgens is giving me “just finished up a Bang Bros. shoot” vibes – Popoholic
If Salma Hayek can wear her pajamas out in public, then I too can wear my sleeping suit of stained chonies and a
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