Remember when Nicolas Cage’s son Weston was put in the crazy house last week after he reportedly roundhouse kicked his trainer for not letting him order what he wanted at a restaurant? Well, that’s not exactly what happened. TMZ is now saying that it wasn’t Weston’s trainer who felt his Hot Topic wrath. It was his babysitter.
Kevin Villegas was Nicolas Cage’s assistant for 5 years before he was put on Weston Cage duty. Kevin, who has a military background, was sent to find Weston after he went missing last week. When Kevin found and tried to bring the goth Chyna in, he found himself with a face full of piping hot eyeliner fumes wafting off of Weston’s angry face. Weston threatened to rip Kevin’s “Christian fucking head” off before attacking him with a roundhouse kick. Hell hath no fury like a Khloe Kage scorned!
Weston is a highly-trained fighter (meaning he unlocked every character in UFC: Undisputed for Xbox 360), so Kevin was afraid for his life and immediately called the police. While waiting for the cops to arrive, Kevin managed to fist pump Weston in the face a few times. The cops eventually put Weston in the hospital for a mental evaluation. Sources say that Weston might press charges against Kevin.
I do love that Nicolas
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Chuck Norris is delivering a swift roundhouse kick of WTF to your brains in the first part of a 2-part article on the U.S. public school system he wrote for World Net Daily. Chuck thinks that American public schools are teaching our children to be gay-loving whores who hate religion but love abortions. According to Chuck, these “progressive indoctrination camps” only hire teachers who will spread the dark-sided gayness to their students. Because of this, the “red, white and blue” on the American flag will soon be changed to the colors of the rainbow and all churches will be replaced with rolling skating rinks that only play Xanadu.
Here’s a little of what Chuck wrote (full post here):
On Dec. 27, 1820, Thomas Jefferson wrote about his vision for the University of Virginia (chartered in 1819), “This institution will be based on the illimitable freedom of the human mind. For here we are not afraid to follow the truth wherever it may lead, nor to tolerate any error as long as reason is left free to combat it.”
But what should happen 200 years later when our public schools and universities avoid the testing of truths? Or suppress alternate opinions because they are unpopular or politically incorrect? Or no longer tolerate opinions now considered errors or obsolete by the elite? What happens when
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Daysun MacTavish, a fashion icon of epic proportions who wore a pair of homemade crocheted Chuck Norris earrings (correction: Chuck Norris earrings wear you) to vote in the mid-term elections last April. Better late than never! I don’t know if those Chuck Norris earrings chose her and delivered a swift roundhouse kick to her lobes, or if she wore them because the white stars background matches her blouse. Either way, these earrings still belong in the Regretsy National Museum.
Sources: Courant, The Telegraph via I-Am-Bored
