It was very nice of Knott’s Berry Farm to lend Ryan Gosling one of their employee uniforms for the Gangster Squad premiere - The Frisky
Forget the gold medal, Ryan Lochte has finally achieved the true medal of honor: his own E! reality show - Lainey Gossip
Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis are selling something – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, we’re still talking about Fantasia’s thoughts on gay marriage – Towleroad
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ADRIEN BRODY?!!!!! – Drunken Stepfather
Katherine Webb is America’s new Pippa Middleton – The Superficial
My lungs hurt and my ribs are sore from watching Mimi suck in for her life - The Berry
Italian rugby ass alert – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Emma Stone’s dress looks like wrapping paper leftover from Christmas – Popoholic
Every single night, Walton Goggins softly sings Klymaxx’s “I Miss You” and dedicates it to lady pubes – Celebitchy
All of Justin Bieber’s jank ass tattoos tell me that he really wants to be in prison, so somebody should make his wish come true – IDLYITW
BREAKING: Blake Lively can talk, walk, hold hands and hold a cell phone at the same time – Popsugar
Nick Nolte couldn’t be bothered to give one fuck – SOW
Prepare to be shocked out of your tits: Charlie Sheen’s latest goddess is a porn star – Celebslam
Steven Seagal keeps it sexy AND safe in a bulletproof kimono – Videogum
Dear man in the quilted jacket, I don’t know what this shit on Bradley Cooper’s head is either – I’m Not Obsessed
I really hope Imogen Poots is Zac Efron’s next beard because FroPoo would be a really good couple name – Cityrag
If it wasn’t for that People logo sitting in the corner, you’d probably think this picture was from a Playgirl magazine spread circa 1989 or a picture of Mr. July in Bel Ami’s “Porn Bottoms of the Past” calendar. But no, this is one of People’s Sexiest Men Alive, Ryan Lochte, just doing a little posing before taking his Doberman out for a sexy boat ride. The Photoshop in this one is ALIVE. I don’t know if I should blame Ryan or Photoshop for that uneven self-tanner situation, those toddler bangs and the severe lack of bulge. Couldn’t they use the Jon Hamm tool on Ryan’s crotch area? It’s not right that his Olympic ring tattoo has three dicks, but he looks like he has not a one.
But who needs a bulge when you’ve got a dog as a wingman? Ryan told People that his Olympic gold medals don’t lure the ladies in, his dog does:
“He is a good wingman because he’s a beautiful dog. Girls come up to me and go, ‘Oh my god, where’s Carter? He’s so good looking!’ He’s my best friend and I love him. I just need to take him wherever I go and I’ll be set.”
I was going to say that it must be really weird for Carter watching Ryan strike an awkward pose
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The chlorine-covered (bro)mance between Ryan Lochte and Cullen Jones wasn’t the only flower of true love that bloomed during the Olympics. Today, Geri Halliwell is receiving a special basket full of industrial-strength condoms and different kinds of topical ointments from The Department of Health, because apparently Russell Brand is spreading his dick chutney all over her ginger biscuit.
The Sun says that the ex-Mr. Katy Perry was dating American piece Isabella Brewster, but he put her on the curb so he could be with Geri full-time. Russell has always had a thing for Geri and after the two met up again during the Closing Ceremonies at the Olympics, they started dating and now suddenly it’s “very serious.” The two have been seen on a few dates all over London, and this past weekend they took Geri’s daughter Bluebell Madonna on a tour of Hampton Court Palace. A source says that after two weeks of dating, they’re already in love and shit:
“Things are getting very serious between them — they’re a proper couple now. They had met several times in the past, but really got to know each other during the Olympics. People thought Russell was joking at the time, when he said he had a crush on Geri all over again, but it was true. They just clicked — they have so much in common.
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