Afternoon Crumbs

I guess Keebler is making silicone titty bags for elves now, because Hayden Panatroll’s got a pair and they’re covering her chest with shades of Tori Spelling – The Superficial

ScarJo admits to sucking on Sean Penn’s dehydrated crotch noodle, which is not something someone should ever admit – Lainey Gossip

Strangely enough, this is also where Suri Cruises come from – Towleroad

Slow day on the ho stroll = the paps taking pictures of She-Pratt - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

No, RPattz doesn’t want to take his shirt off, because he knows the Twihards can sniff out his nipple meat from ten miles away – Celebitchy

Gluten-free weed and penis cakes does a chipmunk’s body good – Hollywood Tuna

Adam Levine is flattered by Jennifer Love Hewitt the same way Steve Rodgers was flattered by Wiener Dog – ICYDK

Hayden Christensen’s hairy Canadian bacon nipples for your pleasure – Popsugar

It’s probably just me, but Jennifer Lawrence is looking a little Zellweger-ish in this picture. B.Coop’s next beard? – The Berry

I am only okay with a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake if Jocelyn Wildenstein plays Salem – Videogum

If I had a crack rock for every time Dreamboat went to rehab, I’d probably be in rehab with Dreamboat –