Open Post: Hosted By Ozzy The Weasel

Here’s Ozzy the Weasel doing an adorable weasel war dance for over a minute. This is just like watching Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian mate. He pokes at her, gets scared, runs away, hides, comes back, pokes at her, gets scared, runs away, hides and repeat a dozen times until both of them get off.

And I watched and watched and watched this and kept wondering why that big, furry grey mama weasel wasn’t fighting back until I realized it’s a toy. Mondays.

via Tastefully Offensive