In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan sashayed into a court room on time this morning and wasn’t taken away in handcuffs to get her latest mug shot of glamour taken. The bailiff was so confused after Judge Stephanie didn’t order him to take her into custody. That’s not how the game usually plays out and his routine is completely screwed up now. You can find him muttering around in a circle in a back room somewhere.
During LiLo’s short probation progress hearing today, Judge Stephanie gave her a gold star for finishing up her 12 days of community service early and gave her an extra pat on the taint for going to 5 therapy sessions instead of the 4 that are required. The morgue only had good things to say about LiLo and said that she fits right in (TOO EASY). LiLo’s next hearing is on January 17th, and she’ll have to finish another 12 days of community service before then. If she finishes all her shit early, she can travel out of state and go wherever she wants.
It’s sort of weird and slightly unnatural hearing only positive things from a Lindsay Lohan progress hearing. It’s sort of like when a dude butt bangs you with two fingers and then he tries to add a third. At first you’re like, “This is nice…” and then your’e like, “Errr… Not
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