You might care mostly about Faith Hill’s SANS FARDNESS, but I mostly care about whether or not I can clearly make out Tim McGraw’s peen print - Lainey Gossip
How the mighty have fallen (I’m talking about eHarmony, not Jennifer Love Hewitt) – The Superficial
To all you single, working mothers of the world, Madge feels your pain – Celebitchy
Germany’s answer to Athena continues her rise up the upper echelon of elegance – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
And higher she goes – Hollywood Tuna
Blake Shelton wants to become one with Adam Levine’s lips – Towleroad
The On the Road trailer needs more topless Sam Riley and less KStew - The Berry
Poke at me when Casper Smart gets the cover of Vogue Bambini – ICYDK
Why did I think this was Megan Fox? – Popoholic
Dude in the black shirt is like, “Um, we should start charging that 5-year-old in your womb rent” – Popsugar
Somewhere Lea Michele is staring her unprotected naked pictures on her cell phone wondering when it’s going to be her turn! – Celebslam
Jessica Biel should use that big ass ring to cut those bangs off – Just Jared
Dear Internet, please don’t take Lemon Party next! – The Daily What
I sort of can see pulling out a pistol for a missing Double Double, but a Filet-O-Fish?! – Crunk + Disorderly
HA @ “girl” – Videogum
The Derp Walk – Cityrag
In the Daily Mail’s defense, it really is news when Parasite Hilton keeps her legs closed – Hollywood Rag
Javier Bardem tries to out-fug his No Country hair - I’m Not Obsessed
