Because Lindsay Lohan and every other bottom of the barrel ho dressing up as her in a photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar Uzbekistan hasn’t completely made Marilyn Monroe roll down through the earth’s crust, a TV production company and her estate (that’s cold) are working together on a reality show that will look for Hollywood’s newest “it” girl. Lindsay Lohan, don’t you dare drop your coke straw to pick up a pen to fill out an application for this mess. I said “girl” not “ghoul.”
The plot, or whatever you call it, for this sacrilegiousness sounds like a mess and it honestly makes LiLo’s Marilyn Monroe obsession seem completely healthy and not at all fucked up. Here’s the few sentences about this soon-to-be disaster from Deadline that are making me want to murder my TV and make it look like a suicide:
Entertainment One has teamed with the Estate of Marilyn Monroe to develop and produce Finding Marilyn, a competition reality series that will emulate Monroe’s journey to stardom by featuring twelve young girls as they travel to Los Angeles to compete for a chance to become the next Hollywood “it” girl.
Emulate Marilyn’s journey? In the hell? The makers of this need to compete in a reality show called Finding A FUCKING ASS CLUE since they have none.
Once the winner beats the other Norma Jeans
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