By admin on February 2, 2012

Wednesday, February 1st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 31st!
Neither snow, nor sleet, nor lack of brains will will keep us from our deliveries to Charlie Sheen. – Rocket
Runners-up:
Unfortunately, “Sledding Wives” wasn’t a big hit for VH-1 or Shaunie O’Neill. – eatmylumpia
George Clooney’s unemployment line. – tonicbitch
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By admin on January 25, 2012

Wednesday, January 25th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 24th!
Bravo debuts the new series “Queer Eye for the Serial Killer”. – kari
Runners-up:
In the event that Blue Ivy looks more like Jay-Z, a bonnet has been prepared until she reaches the appropriate age for corrective plastic surgery. – Provolone
Jason’s fab cousin, Gayson Soreknees. – Ikcor
A couple of more surgeries, and Lil Kim will get the face she really wants. - parissucksliterally
When Madonna travels, she packs her face in only the best. – perky
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By admin on January 16, 2012

Monday, January 16th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 13th!
That smile was soon gone when he came home from work early and found his wife, Snow White, asleep and 35 little used condoms under her bed. – jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Don’t judge me, you hardly gnome-e. – P-Money
Okay. The child army has officially sucked all the hot out of Brad. – Caramel
So that’s how Ryan Seacrest manages to be in multiple places at once. – TheMar
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By admin on January 13, 2012

Friday, January 13th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!
Justin, please can you show us on the doll where Selena touched you? – charlib21
Runners-up:
Funny…I always thought he sang out of his ass. – JazzyJane
Homo arigato, Mr. Roboto – ISprainedMyUvula
Bieber educates a fan regarding the Kennedy Assination: “Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back…and to the left.” – GingeMinge
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By admin on January 12, 2012

Thursday, January 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 11th
Pussy ass bitches try to take medication to get rid of the voices in their heads. Hard ass Motherfuckers try to improve the reception! – MicahSkin
Runners-up:
I’m still not so sure about investing in the “Look like Bruce Jenner” line of products – Jintess
Tryouts for the upcoming John Woo feature “Sonic the Hedgehog” were getting really competitive. – Nameless Cynic
Immediately after taking power, Kim Jong Un set out to prove to his people that he’s way more hardcore than his dad. – Danasaurus Sex
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By admin on December 22, 2011

Thursday, December 22nd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 21st!
It’s hard to explain. But this hemorrhoid feels like a grizzly chewin on the inside of my ass. – Hysteria
Runners-up:
Unfortunately, Beyonce’s baby looks more like Jay Z. – daisy100
Bunghola Dentata – Migraine Sally
The new jailhouse teddy bear, cuddle in the front, nasty fuck in the back. – christine the hoff
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By admin on December 21, 2011

Wednesday, December 21st 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 20th!
Well, with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good. On the other side, though, it looks like he Skippied a few spots. – Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Now that I’ve met the inventor, I know why it’s called “Goober” peanut butter and jelly. – Hellraiser
Choosy motherfuckers choose Jif, not this shit that looks like babypoo on your face. – Spaz de la Whoreta
Now we have three choices: Creamy, Chunky, and Stubble. – magusxxx
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By admin on December 12, 2011

Monday, December 12th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 9th!
Scientists have finally revealed a microscopic view of Kris Humphries brain cells while trying to answer interview questions. Or tie his shoes. – klisted
Runners-up:
No one was surprised when Jon Gosselin remarked that this was way less painful than living with Kate. – Echo27
You know TV has gone downhill when they make DragonBallZ into a reality show – GossipWhore1
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By admin on December 8, 2011

Thursday, December 8th 2011
The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For December 7th!
Somewhere in Europe, tucked in the corner of a cool, dark cellar is a hidden chamber which contains a horrible secret. A man has been cryogenically frozen. His mind, balls and sperm have been forcibly removed and are stored nearby. Meanwhile, his soulless doppleganger travels the globe with a skeletal vampire and her child army. – City Barbie
Runners-up:
In an attempt to re-capture the innocence of those days when he could walk around unnoticed by fans and the paparazzi, Brad Pitt channels his inner Seth Green. – phungi
Brad’s first attempt to morph into James Haven goes awry when he turns into James Hetfield instead. – Pookie
What you don’t see is the horde of oncoming beanie babies smelling like abandonment and Lolavie. – Ms.Fit
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