By admin on December 20, 2012
Thursday, December 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 19th!
A Pedophile’s Guide to Famewhoredom: How to catch A Courtney Iguanus. – Ahem
Runners-up:
Kristen Stewart takes her personality out for a walk. – Spkheller
Franco thought this would be cheaper than carrying a smart phone, but wait till he gets billed for the Romaine charges. – loozer
Confirmed proof that Jessica Simpson lost weight only because she was chained to her diet. – AMF
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By admin on December 7, 2012
Friday, December 7th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 6th!
“If you sign here you’ll receive a years membershi……OK then, 5 years would be fine with us as well Mr. Travolta” – Whamo
Runners-up:
With Duchess Kate getting all of the attention this week, Prince Harry decides to leak his work out pictures. – daisy100
Nudie’s Gym is looking for a full-time equipment sanitizer. Job qualifications:
*The ability to look at ugly naked people without laughing or becoming ill
*His or her own rubber gloves (which is the uniform)
*No allergies to Lysol – Deb
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By admin on November 27, 2012
Tuesday, November 27th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
They were ready for the mobs, they were ready for the riots but what they were completely unprepared for was for they panty pudding overload at the premiere of the final Twilight. – Ashton Cruz
Runners-up:
The Stormtroopers remembered why they should never invite a Sith lord to a bukkake party. – rovex
No one minds if Jon Hamm goes commando, as long as he doesn’t suddenly spy a hottie. – RandéSleepover
Sadly, the Republican live demonstration of how a woman “shuts the whole thing down” during a legitimate rape did not go as they had hoped. - martini girl
(Thanks, Megan!)
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By admin on November 22, 2012
Wednesday, November 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!
The unveiling of ‘Penis de Vile-o’ was not quite what everyone was expecting. – misslainey
Runners-up:
Despite her pleas, Argentina did plenty of crying after this Evita. – TexnDoc
The staff carefully position Ms. Aguilera for her ride on Absolut Vodka’s Thanksgiving parade float. - Foxxy Brown
Linda Hogan finally came up for air after sucking the hue out of the Blue Man Group. – frenchflies
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By admin on November 15, 2012
Thursday, November 15th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
Baby Brahim got some armor made for his wang so that Madonna can no longer attempt to suck his youth out through his penis. – Orangina
Runners-up:
It was a sad day when Madge came to the realization that the only way that she could now taste success was to lick it off of Gaga’s microphone. – Who Datt
Well I guess that article that said the 65 and over crowd still enjoy sex was right. – campy
Mrs. Petraeus is going to prove once and for all that she too, can be a slutty media-seeking whore for her husband. – atlantapug
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By admin on November 14, 2012
Wednesday, November 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
In a show of solidarity, Wonder Woman runs in Lance Armstrong’s new race, “Tour de Ol’ Farts.” Unfortunately, she was disqualified when she didn’t let Lance win. – Half.Mexican.Wonder
Runners-up:
Wonder Woman realizes that she will never outrun her most fearsome foe, Captain Menopause. – longduckdong
Marvel’s newest superhero: I Wonder if it’s a Woman – Anita Bidet
Dr. Oz really goes the extra mile to prove he is in touch with women. – Norealis
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By admin on November 5, 2012
Monday, November 5th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 2nd!
They’ll be there for you when you have a yeast infection and an intruder at the same time! They are….The Candida Crime Fighters! – Half.Mexican.Wonder
Runners-up:
High Colonics aren’t really something one should do on a tight budget. – Vern
Chocha Libre – dfanintheD
“Two Girls, One Funnel” — the real tape Hulk Hogan doesn’t want you to see. – Sr_crass
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By admin on October 17, 2012
Wednesday, October 17th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Filming of Hollywood’s inter-racial, all gay, Wolverine remake of Dirty Dancing was going smoothly until Hugh Jackman accidentally decapitated his co-star while attempting “the lift”. – atlantapug
Runners-up:
Finally, the Anti-Masturbation League has celebrity spokespeople. – frenchflies
The bromance continued as the couple went to “Ah-Miso Honnee” nail salon for a matching man-mani and paraffin dip. – GingerSoul
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By admin on October 8, 2012
Monday, October 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 5th!
James Franco can’t win an Oscar so he has decided to become one. – Rusty J Trombone
Runners-up:
Way to go Amy Farrah Fowler. You have broken all three rules. You are exposing Franco to bright light, you got Franco wet, and worst of all you fed Franco Nachos after a midnight toking. – loozer
“This detox ritual is necessary, James, because you weren’t breastfed until the age of 10.” – SANS FARDS
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By admin on September 28, 2012
Friday, September 28th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 27th!
Not to be outdone by Tina Fey, Tina Ray shows that she is also a master of the photo bomb. – herroyalflyness
Runners-up:
Awkward moment when you realize the stingray you were talking smack about was behind you the ENTIRE time. – j0ker918
You girls let Joe Francis in the water with you and you’re surprised your vaginas detached themselves and sped away like minnows swimming upstream? Well, what the fuck else did you expect to happen?! – cs182
On her 40th birthday, GOOPY kicked off her midlife crisis by forcing her friends to “become one with the Raymond” – Dawn Davenport
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